She's a special player. She's our Tiger Woods. When I told her, 'Lisa, you got the ball,' it was an easy decision on my part because I can't think of anyone better in a big game.
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TERRI WINDLING It's an innate thing, ... It's a Tiger Woods thing, it's a Jack Nicklaus thing. And that's what you ... CHRIS KNUTSEN To me, my biggest fear is getting a big head, and that is when I get the hammer. Because it's ve... KEITH RICHARDS When it first happened, it was a big deal. When it happened again it was big, too, but I felt I play... CHRISTI NARDOZZI I think the first part of the season, he was new to the league and he was feeling his responsibiliti... BUDDY BAILEY I think Maggie was a little off. This was the first game in the heat, and it bothered her a little. ... JEFF ZANGER I think he's such a special, talented athlete. He can beat you a lot of ways. He's got great hands, ... BILLY HITE My first ball I ever got from a Big League player I actually got to purchase in Dodger Stadium in a ... PEDRO MARTINEZ I told her I was sorry. I played AAU ball with her for seven years. I felt bad about it, but it's pa... LINDSAY BIGGS Anyway, shes still getting to know you," Mike says. "Chicks are like that. They base how much tey li... SUSANE COLASANTI If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg No... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL I think Gray made me a better player. I think we made each other better. The first game, he shut me ... KEVIN PITTSNOGLE I think we've got a tiger on our hands. GREG PATTERSON A lot of my game is running off the ball, getting some good crosses and taking people on. You have t... BOBBY CONVEY I know I was a great friend to Tiger Woods. But when you have a relationship that's involves bus... HANK HANEY It was a big relief when I saw the ball go in the net. We always make it hard on ourselves and just ... LEWIS RATCLIFF He assaults a ball like Tiger Woods, SIMON HUGHES It's insane. She's like the Tiger Woods of Japan. She's got cameras on her everywhere she goes. PAULA CREAMER Courtney was a big part of our game plan, but we knew Oklahoma had a good cast. Our goal was to slow... JULIE ROUSSEAU I've gone on streaks where I haven't shot the ball well here, but I was always making up for... J. R. SMITH There's no one better than Ben on the greens here at Augusta, probably him, Tiger (Woods) and Phil (... ERNIE ELS I think I was just really conscious of trying to get the ball gone quick. Because of that, I got off... JASON FIFE I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother... LEE KUAN YEW When you have got someone who is such a great player and very good on-field leader, it is always a v... DALTON GOODING If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Gre... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL My mom told me to cover up my arms ever since I was little because I was muscular. She wanted me to ... MARTINA NAVRATILOVA I would hope that she sets it in the next game and gets it out of the way. Meg Rice was her mentor. ... BARRY BLAUVELT Shes a very talented young forward who has so much potential. She can even step up another notch. EVA LANG I think I could have called his number more. We are better when we spread the ball around; I think D... ANDY REID I think I'm bad luck for Tiger because he missed the cut in Charlotte with me. But yeah, those a... WEBB SIMPSON When Lisa told me she used to be a figure skater, I understood her painting. LOUIS GRACHOS It was an easy transition and putting her in that role was a no-brainer. It was a really easy decisi... MARQUETTE BURGESS I wonder if Tiger Woods knows that every time he tees up his golf ball, he is putting it on somethin... CARLTON FUNN People are always saying that Darren is an underachiever. He is a superb driver of the ball, maybe t... DARREN CLARKE I think we came out in the third quarter and got away from our game plan. Three of our first four sh... DAVID BAUMANN It feels good, ... I don't think it could get any better than this. I was pretty consistent today, a... NICOLE VAIDISOVA It was basically the same as yesterday -- it got a little bit better. I think it's still going to be... ANTONIO GATES Finally I just [was] so bad I couldn't do it anymore. I was just really irritated with my game and w... OLIN BROWNE My goal is to become better than Tiger. If Tiger is the best player in the world, and I want to be t... AARON BADDELEY Our kids played pretty well. Our press made a big difference. We got some big runs in it and we shot... BRAD BLEW [Nicknames: Augie, Tiger Woods . Quick-leaping gazelle of a big man sparks team-wide mirth with conf... DERON WILLIAMS Somehow, Sydney had an internal clock that told her when time was up. I think it was part of her inh... RICHELLE MEAD Tiger Woods makes me a better athlete. LINDSEY VONN He's tough [Tiger Woods]. I wish I was that tough when I was his age. JOHN DALY I've never seen Nate play a better game - ever. I told him before the game: 'If you want to be consi... BILL CHERPAK When I was in high school, there's no doubt I was trying to swing like Tiger Woods when he first... ADAM DEREK SCOTT I think we're a lot better team than we were on April 1. If that [first game] was a heavyweight figh... DAVE COTTLE I know I didn't have a lot of energy and my shot was off. I felt better as the game went on. This ga... RACHAEL ACKERMAN When I was a kid, if you asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, the answer was easy - the next... ANGIE THOMAS I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he smoke some shots. A little ... COREY PAVIN It wasn't an easy decision, but I think it was one of the right ones. ANAND TUCKER Their size was a big part of it. We couldn't get our hands on the ball. MARILYN CODDENS I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill. CASEY STENGEL Honestly, I was a little nervous just because it was the first game. I had the jitters before the ga... PAUL RICE They're our Tiger Woods. When they're on their game, people tune in and watch. When they're off thei... LARRY MCREYNOLDS They've got guys who can score. According to the coaches in the league, they've got a better big guy... JEREMY COX For 'A.D.,' when I got the script, I was really moved, because even though it told a story t... JUAN PABLO DI PACE Edgar found a way to get the ball where nobody was standing. We had the lead, lost it, got it back. ... KEVIN MILLAR In my evaluation of the guy, I think he has really good mechanics and good velocity on the ball, whi... GIL BRANDT Everyone gets fired up for it and has a good time. ... I love special teams. It's a big part of the ... LEE MARKS I started playing ball when I was a kid. My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge... KURT RUSSELL I think my dad was most proud of Dick because he never got a big head. And he didn't do a lot of sho... DOROTHY ATKINS I think my dad was most proud of Dick because he never got a big head. And he didn't do a lot of sho... DOROTHY BASS ATKINS When I got out of high school, I was in a blues band. It was the kind of music I was interested in, ... TODD RUNDGREN Our team was very nervous as it was a big game. But that's part of being a professional player and t... JIM LEFEBVRE I was a good baseball player. I still play a couple of times a week as part of my daily workout. Jus... BILLY CRYSTAL I think the conditions played a big part. When I ran here the first time this year, it was gorgeous.... DEVIN CORNWALL For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he wa... LARRY FITZGERALD If Tiger Woods calls you up on the phone and asks you to help him, ... you've got to think he thinks... HANK HANEY I don't think anyone can shut her down one-on-one. Even against a zone, we'll still get the ball to ... JIM WEBB The second game was a lot better. We got a lot better at our offense, attacking the ball and letting... JODI HERMANEK I have told Tiger and his parents when they asked me that I think, physically, his game is at a leve... BUTCH HARMON I think people in Montreal smoke a lot, and I used to smoke when I was 17-18, and just picked it up ... MARIO LEMIEUX I'm busy working on every aspect of my game - defense, shooting, rebounding - but I really want ... KEVIN DURANT Got it!" Mike announced. The GE record player slowly whirred to life, creaky as an old carousel. ERIC SPITZNAGEL To be a big league ball player, you have to love the game. ENOS SLAUGHTER If this is the first time you saw it, you wouldn't think much about it. But I think back to when Tig... CHARLES HOWELL III I'm not saying I teach Tiger Woods. We're old friends. He respects my views on the game, just as he ... HANK HANEY I knew that I better make the second one because a lot is riding on it and I knew if I missed it my ... SPENCER GARDNER I thought the offense got better as the game went on. You saw them moving the ball. I think they sta... DAVID REEVES It was a big day for her, and I was real happy for her. She moved the ball around and she just threw... JOEL ROGERS I was told to man-up on him. He kind of just did a wheel route, and luckily, I got my hands on the b... JASON JONES I've got to throw that ball higher and out of bounds. It was just a major-league mistake on my part.... DREW BLEDSOE Just getting ahead early, I think, was a big key. We came out kind of flat the first two innings. We... DAMON SUBLETT It's a shame. Great player, and we all loved Pete as a player. But there's a rule in baseball that s... DALE PETROSKEY I liked all the players when I went up there to visit, and the town is similar to Paris. It will be ... MICHAEL BOOKER I think when you're the highest-paid player, pressure is a part of the game. It's part of the busine... BRUCE CASSIDY It's a big difference when you can count that seven points. The extra point can turn a ball game aro... BEN STEELE I just took her heart away from her right away. I was doing the feints, trying to get her out of her... JAIME CLAMPITT The windows were blowing out, and something hit me in the head. I thought I was going to lose consci... DAISY BLACK I never heard Jack Nicklaus say, 'I'm a great player,' or Tiger Woods, as a matter of fa... ARNOLD PALMER
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