She pitcher very well. She had four walks, but she scattered them. For the first time this season, we played a complete game. We had timely hits and the defense was very, very solid.
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Related Overall, we had a very solid game, and played tight defense. This was a big win for us. JIM MURPHY I thought we played them very well. We had great pitching and hit the ball well at times. We could h... CORY SCHAEFER She had a very nice season. I don't think we played as well without her there. She just always kept ... BOB REID For her first time out of the gate this season, I thought Shannon played a very solid round. She was... CLINT WALLMAN Miranda threw a very good ball game, but we hung in there against a good pitcher and had timely hits... JANET CHARTNEY She had really hit a rocket earlier right at the shortstop and this time she hit one deep in the hol... KAREN KARCH She had three or four steals and played a really solid game inside. BILL BUTHORN This is (Edwards) first full game pitching for us. She's a young pitcher. She played great defense. DEBBIE HOLCOMBE She has played very well this season, despite being the primary focus of each team we play. She play... CAROL ROSS Monica was very tough in the middle for us this year and she was a pest on defense. She did exactly ... WERNER CHRISTEN Anna definitely had the performances of the day for us. She had a very solid double, and we are very... FELIPE MONTORO I thought Christina Schade shot very well today. This was the first time she was in the counting gro... BILL KELLEY I played her when she was 14 and 15 and she has a fantastic swing, she hits the ball, she has all th... CATRIONA MATTHEW Emily had an awesome game. She knew that this was going to be her biggest challenge of the season so... KIM ALLEN Sweet wasn't overpowering, but she changed speed well and they played good defense behind her. It wa... AL STEWART She had a very good game. She had a lot of saves, she saved a penalty kick. She had a very good nigh... GLENN MCANINCH I was very impressed with our second half. We played a 2-3 zone, but we didn't box out well so we ha... CONNIE ALLEN I thought we played well defensively. We had some good quality at bats. We only had four hits to sho... JASON BRANDT We knew she was good. We didn't know she was that good. She was very, very aggressive. She crashed t... BRIAN FANELLI We played solid defense in the first half. The girls are playing very well together and we got very ... GENE CONSTANTINO She hadn't played a game in three years. She threw very well. BEN QUILES She contributed in all aspects. There were some games for us when she would only score 12, 13 points... KRISTY PARENT Well, they had very few opportunities to score. Lauren Tarver played great defense and she plays wit... DAVE MOLINA When Leah got hurt, Sam was kind of our only pitcher. She went through a stretch where she had the b... STEVE WAMMER She pitched very well. Actually, she did pretty well the first game, too. I have been very impressed... JUDY WESTGATE This was a very difficult game for our players. We had to finish this season the way we played this ... RICHIE ADUBATO For a first time for a seventh-grader, she was very aggressive and came out of the box. She did well... TIM HASKINS She just does everything. She passed well, she played great defense and she rebounded well. It was a... LAURIE CARTER Foreman pitched very well her first time out. The defense wasn't there, so she pitched even better t... HARVEY STAVER I thought I played a good match, ... I knew that she can run well and that she likes a certain pace,... SANIA MIRZA We played well from the start of the first game. We were eager to play and we played with passion fr... LLOYD HULIT This was a very difficult game for our players. We had to finish this season the way we played this ... RICHIE ADUBATO I knew [Arnold] was good, but not that good. She played very well and showed some intelligence for t... LORI DRUMTRA She was very upset when she came into the police department and very relieved upon learning we had t... KATHERINE COLLINS Erika had an outstanding weekend. She was solid. She made some big saves when she needed to, and she... JACKIE BARTO Cindy has brilliant moments. She pitched kind of erratic today; she had four walks and wasn't exactl... BOB YAGGE She was very upset. She had a goal, and breaking a minute is a milestone like the four-minute mile. AL MARKS Kristina did great and our defense was good, but our hitting was just disappointing. We had eight hi... DIANE NINEMIRE I noticed she was very physical and she had a lot of raw talent. She also had great speed and she ju... ALLISON KEELEY I knew that she would be very good but she had done very well, even against the tougher competition. JOYCE HEDLUND (Wilson) was dominant tonight. She played very well and very hard. BOBBI VANDENBERG We played very well. It was close early, but we pulled away down the stretch. We had very good balan... GARY SHARPE She was very well liked. She was one of the most exciting players we've had. A very nice kid, fun to... DAVE WEBER Our kids had two great days of practice. We responded well and were very determined. We had timely h... RANDY SIMKINS She played very well. She took up the challenge and competed well. ALLISON KEELEY She was a very, very religious person. She played piano and organ at her church at one time. CONRAD COLEMAN She had a nice stretch there. Brittany played a very unselfish game and she and her teammates came a... MIKE BOWE I think Carly was a little nervous in her first game. She came back very strong, especially in that ... GAIL RAMSAY clearly, she was a very healthy fetus and had done really well during those first 24 hours. CAROL WHEELER She (Russo) played very well ? she got a lot of steals. Offensively, she continually followed her sh... GREGG ZENEROVITZ I feel like the defense really stepped up for us. They played a good game like they always do. We ha... AMANDA HARDING The message of music was also the first thing what I learned from my first teacher. She was an organ... KURT MASUR Brooke did very well with being injured. We didn't really know how far we could push her with that i... DAVE REDDEN She did a very good job. They're a very strong 1-on-1 team. They get ball at midfield and drive down... LIZA KELLY It was beautiful. She was totally dominant (in the circle). She didn't get a lot of strikeouts, but ... KEN ASHLOCK Gutsy, very gutsy. She played hard and determined. We intended to give Lindsay fits, whether she had... JOHN WHISENANT I had a lot of confidence in her. She tries every time. Today was a tough field, but she's got the h... EIBAR COA She could count. She knew her colors. She was very, very smart. She was very well-behaved, very lovi... ANGELA BROADHEAD She was above everybody's top game. She played above her potential, and she always played at a highe... CIP SANCHEZ She pitched very well. I thought she had good control. She was around the strike zone. She mixed it ... LES SHEPARD Sarah had a good all-around game for us. She had a lot of goals, obviously, but she also played well... BRAD ELLEBRACHT She really got very consistent this year. She had this ability and she just couldn't really get cons... BRIAN DIGLIO She's playing really well. But you have to remember she is a freshman, so when she gets in a physica... KRIS KLEEMAN He was very surprised that she filed that motion. By the time the motion was heard, she would have, ... HOWARD GRABER We had a solid defense and our midfield was very good. I am very happy. But for me it is not really ... JOSE MOURINHO She smiled at Coraline, as if it had been a very long time since she had smiled and she had almost, ... NEIL GAIMAN Hannah played really well in the first half. She stole the ball, rebounded, and shot very well. ... ... RUSS TAYLOR (Borowski) played a great game. She did an outstanding job, and we had good help-defense, too. JEFF CHEW We came out very aggressive early. We played very well the first three quarters, then Shrine put on ... DAVE JOSEPH It was the type of game we expected: very, very, very physical. They are a very physical team. The f... JACQUES CURTIS Dillon has played very solid defense for us, we've just got to get him on track at the plate. We've ... DAVE MOATES Natalie played another good game on defense. It doesn't always show in the stats, but she does a gre... CHRIS WEBSTER It was a really well-played game for this time of the year. I know I'm really proud of the way our k... DICK MANDELLA She had a very good understanding of what the game needed, whether it was about the media, recruitin... BILL FENNELLY She played well. They all played very well. FRANK PAGLIUCA She stepped in and started and played the whole game. She didn't score but she has a couple of assis... GRAN ROE We had a lot of possession, but it wasn't dangerous. I thought (Mountain View) was very good. They p... DAVE WOOLLEY She was fantastic. She did very good for the early season, she looked like she was in mid-season for... BOB EAGER It was a very well played game. We settled down after a couple of innings against a very good pitche... ANDY MARTIN We have complete confidence in her. She had a shaky first inning; she was nervous. After she settled... JEFF KIDD She played the prima ballerina very well. TOM JULIAN She played very well. She was sending balls to our forwards all night long. MATT PFAU It was a good game. They played hard on both ends. The first game we played against them, we pretty ... EDWIN WHITE She was very supportive of the team and we miss her greatly. We know she was there watching over us ... ORLANDO ANAYA Amber Sutherland is the most pleasant surprise of the season. She's passing well, she's hitting well... PI'I AIU We've had to play more subs that we expected, but the kids that have replaced them have played very ... JEFF HERRON It was our best game of the year. We played very solid on both sides of the ball for four quarters. CARY THOMPSON Alex has dedicated four years to the program. She was very consistent and solid for us night in and ... AMBER FOX You know, Emily was a selfish old woman in her way. She was very generous, but she always wanted a r... AGATHA CHRISTIE We have a strong pitcher in Brittany Bate. She had a strong season last year. BILL TAYLOR Alex has had a goal or assist in every game we've played this season. Our defense is covering the te... DOUG KILBY The first time she faced Van last year she was extremely nervous and didn't do too well. This time s... JOYCE HEDLUND I've been impressed the last couple weeks with her. I'm very proud of her effort and she's going to ... CIP SANCHEZ We were playing tonight like we were earlier in the season. Hopefully, we can go out on a good note ... JEFF SMITH (Aja) is a very good player for us and anybody else. We are happy to have her. She played a great ga... ERIC BAGLEY Allie really stepped up, and Allie was very strong (Saturday), she was great on defense. Allie was e... ALLISON SPENCE We played pretty well. We had a very good first half, so I was pleased. CHRIS WEBSTER This was the first game we really executed defensively. We also had some timely hits late in the gam... DENNIS TYNER When we got her, she had very few skills and she was real uncoordinated. I remember she wore thick, ... MATT MURPHY Jennifer came in very confident. She pitched extremely well. She knew what she had to do and she did... LAUREN HOUSTON
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