She is plain but on the stage she looks all right.

When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible

...we've told men for so long that we're equal, we can open our own doors, carry our own bags, pay our own way, that now they're afraid to offer in case we accuse them of sex discrimination. If you were a man would you buy a woman underwear? I wouldn't dare. What if she throws it back in your face and calls you a sexist pig? So they've tried to turn into new men, but that's no good either, because now we're telling them to be masculine. We don't just want them in a pair of Marigolds cleaning the oven, that's not good enough. We want them to take control, to whisk us off hotels, buy us dinner, and make mad passionate love to us all night. We want it all ways. We want them heroes and handy with the vacuum. No wonder the poor guys are confused

Women have whats called the "friendzone" men have whats called "how do I get out of the friendzone" and the rest doesnt work because women are much more attractive and confident to the men they don't like who will forever pursue them, while the ones they do like won't ever pursue them... and so and so this tragic comedy goes.

I don't need a man to make me happy but I sure don't need one who makes me sad. My heart break was happening during the relationship, so now that I've ended it, there is no heartbreak to be had.