She had originally agreed to appear naked, but on seeing the cars informed me that she would only appear topless—an interesting logic was at work there.

[A Bugatti Veyron is] quite the most stunning piece of automotive engineering ever created....At a stroke then, the Veyron has rendered everything I’ve ever said about any other car obsolete. It’s rewritten the rule book, moved the goalposts and in the process, given Mother Nature a bloody nose.

The ultimate concept car will move so fast, even at rest, as to be invisible.

After being bombarded endlessly by road-safety propaganda it was almost a relief to find myself in an actual accident.

Automobiles are unreliable and dangerous slaves. They frequently revolt and kill their masters. I hate them.

Sex is now a conceptual act, it's probably only in terms of the perversions that we can make contact with each other at all.