Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

When we go to seafood restaurants I tell them 'Just water for me, thanks.' - Fish

Behold the flying elephant, one day it flies and one day it doesn't... today it doesn't.

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.