Share market is a system, wherein company owner, when makes profit, pockets money for himself and shares his joy with his shareholders; however, in a case of loss he swindles money for himself and distributes sorrow among his shareholders

He invested in beta share markets and that too in beta shares, watching which his beta cells of pancreas got terrified and stopped secreting insulin, causing him diabetes and his scared heart too took a cue and started racing fast, so his doctor put him on beta-blockers.

In share market, those who have money are given more and those who don't have are deprived of whatever they have.

The ‘share’ of his company is like a human nature, as soon as one thinks that it cannot go further down, it finds new bottom.

He invested in share market and it fell; then he invested in gold market and it too fell; at last he invested in real estate market and people fled from his area.

The recent amendment in a law of karma, passed unanimously by both angels and demons, explicitly states that a man can be forgiven for gambling in casinos, but he can't be pardoned for betting in share markets and such a man should be deprived of money, peace, sleep and heaven.