Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?"<br /><br />I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that everyone was as perverted as he was, so I didn't miss a beat.<br /><br />"We prefer blender beaters for our kitchen utensil kink," I said with a straight face.<br /><br />Bones hid his smile behind his hand, but Ian looked intrigued.<br /><br />"I haven't tried that ... oh, you're lying, aren't you?"<br /><br />"Ya think?" I asked with a snort.<br /><br />Ian gave a sigh of exaggerated patience and glanced at Bones.<br /><br />"Being related to her through you is a real trial.