Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

To accomplish something, the first person you have to defeat is yourself.

Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!

Time is relative... The mind makes it slow, the heart makes it fast, our friends make it worth while, and words... make it timeless.

Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!