Sex is like a light bulb, making love is like the sun. In Hollywood, there are some great 10ks(powerful bulbs) but they are not even noticed in the mid day sun.

People in Hollywood don't have that much sex, or at least I don't.

A lot of students are intimidated to hold hands with their same-sex partner, whoever that might be. So, those students who want to express themselves in that way are easily able to do so.

Good news and bad news. You are going to live, is the good news. It's going to be a horrible life if you don't get it togethor is the bad news.

I was [working] at Ralph's supermarket when they changed over from paper to plastic. Back then, people were very suspicious of plastic.

The way you walk is slash and burn.
Like understatement's now a crime.