Sex doesn't sell anything other than itself
Martin Lindstrom
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That could not be explained by anything other than plain, old-fashioned sex discrimination,
KIM GANDY A man is quite dishonorable to sell himself, For anything other than quite a lot of pelf
OGDEN NASH What use is revelation or religion if it doesnt change anything?
ABU BAKAR BASHIR Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex cer...
GORE VIDAL anything else?
ANYTHING 90 percent of all Gillette shavers are bought by women for the men in their lives
MARTIN LINDSTROM I've always said, I thought the Sex Pistols was more Music Hall than anything else - because I t...
JOHN LYDON This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably b...
POPPY Z. BRITE The biggest difference between me and other artists out there is that they'll put anything out t...
COREY TAYLOR I like black for clothes, small items, and jewelry. It's a color that can't be violated by any other...
YANA TOBOSO Either sex alone is half itself.
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON I could sell just about anything. At the same time in the theater, it was challenging to get people ...
JUDITH IVEY Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.
BURT LANCASTER I don't know that we'll be able to sell, statewide, anything less than a five-buck limit.
CHARLES RUTH I hang no ivie out to sell my wine;
The nectar of good wits will sell itself.
ROBERT ALLOTT (ALLOT) Other than the Rev. Martin Luther King, no other person has had such a role in changing (the African...
KWAME KILPATRICK Violent people rarely understand anything other than violence, perpetuating a circle of violence sel...
TROY J. GAINEY It is much more easy to accuse the one sex than to excuse the other.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE We sell more fish than anything. Folk come from out of town. We might be small, but we're good.
CHARLES FOSTER To discuss a Martin Amis book, you must first discuss the orchestrated release of a Martin Amis book...
GRAYDON CARTER After puberty, you look to one sex for more than friendship and to the other for less-than-complete ...
RAFAEL YGLESIAS We've never seen anything like this. This unusual galaxy has ejected an enormous amount of dust to c...
CHARLES ENGELBRACHT Progress, real progress, makes me cry harder than anything. When the world itself grows.
KATE MCKINNON We actually sell more frozen pizza this time of year than any other time of the year.
DIANNE BLANCATO Sex is only a tool in love, not love itself.
ABHIJIT NASKAR If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not trying to sell sex. I just don't like wearing a lot of clothes onstage.
SHEILA ESCOVEDO Therefore, sins of sex are punished in this life to a greater degree than some other sins.
WALTER LANG I have not received anything official [from Martin]. I'm hoping he will reconsider.
BOB GOIN to disagree one doesnt have to be disagreeable
BARRY M. GOLDWATER There's stranger sex than sex with strangers.
KRIS KIDD American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just t...
BILLY CONNOLLY There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL I loved Martin Luther King more than a brother.
RALPH ABERNATHY Fame itself... doesn't really afford you anything more than a good seat in a restaurant.
DAVID BOWIE I can not imagine anything more painful than life itself, unfortunately the alternative is not very ...
CARL WHITE We are not ready to sell anything yet.
JAMES TRENT If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I never saw anything other than a devoted couple.
CYNTHIA KIEBALA There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
BILLY JOEL It's just as with any other business. It's tougher to sell to Sears than to John's Hardware down the...
JEFF DAVIDSON I don't want to be known for anything other than writing songs.
NATE RUESS I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately.
GAVIN DEGRAW I don't think I've ever tried to be anything other than a weirdo.
MARTIN GORE revealed Martin Bashir to be deceptive and less than forthcoming.
DAVID LEGRAND If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.
GENEREUX PHILIP just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON That's the trouble, a sex symbol becomes a thing. But if I'm going to be a symbol of something, I'd ...
MARILYN MONROE Anything that won't sell, I don't want to invent
THOMAS ALVA EDISON We can't stay in anything other than a Hampton Inn.
BOB JACKSON Don't you ever do anything other than read?" said Chaol.
SARAH J. MAAS There is nothing that indicates anything other than an accident.
FRANK WHITELEY It was the purest love without purpose other than love itself. Without tenure or jealousy.
LUIS SEPúLVEDA If you're shameless enough, you can sell anything.
RYAN HOLIDAY Shakespeare has been praised in English more than anything mortal except poetry itself. Fame exhaust...
GEORGE EDWARD WOODBERRY I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.
ADMIRAL FREDERICK I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.
ADMIRAL WILLIAM FREDERICK HALSEY JR. (BULL) failure doesnt mean or proves u r looser quiting off proves..
RAKSHAN BHANDARY If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE I was talking to God the other day and Kevin Martin told me ....
WES MONTGOMERY We became Lake Martin. Every year, the storm drains go the other way.
TOM HANSEN A song is anything that can walk by itself.
BOB DYLAN Most people didn't think we were going to sell anything.
ART GONZALEZ Ninety-nine percent of advertising doesn't sell much of anything.
DAVID OGILVY I don't think Will would sell that motor for anything.
GREG VAUGHT This is the continuation of his whining. Is Martin O'Malley responsible for anything that happens in...
GREG MASSONI Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY None of it really costs anything - other than owning a home.
BOB GARNER Don't tie your success to anything other than what's inside you
DEBRA ANASTASIA Thought is the greatest of pleasures —pleasure itself is only imagination—have you ever enjoyed ...
GUSTAVE FLAUBERT I sold flowers. I didn't sell myself. Now you've made a lady of me I'm not fit to sell anything else...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Our preliminary data showed that mothers were effective in increasing the mediating variables -- kno...
BARBARA DANCY We're not in that mind-set here. Bill is running for governor and he has a primary opponent in (Rep....
EVAN DREYER He was born here, ... He didn't do anything other than British culture.
BASHIR AHMED I didn't think anything about it other than that it was disallowed.
FRANK RIJKAARD I didn't know anything. Nobody called me other than you fine people,
BOB HUGGINS Why would I want to win anything other than a beautiful game?
PATRICK ROTHFUSS With ladder matches, you can't expect anything other than craziness.
DANIEL BRYAN Hitting is better than sex.
REGGIE JACKSON I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
ALBERT BROOKS it doesnt matter how slow you go, as long as you dont stop
ELIN Putting a tiger in a lions den doesnt make it any less dangerous
BRANDON BROCK I don't claim to know how to sell anything. I'm a geek.
JOEL SILVER Ninety-nine percent of advertising doesn't sell much of anything.
DAVID OGILVY The price has to be right -- anything above $499 really doesn't sell.
DIANA HWANG If anything should happen, I would sell the property and start over.
JAY BIANCO Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
ANN LANDERS I don't wanna sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't wanna sell anyth...
JOHN CUSACK Sex shouldn't be cherished, not unless and only it is a demonstration of love. other than that, it i...
PELLE Art never expresses anything but itself.
OSCAR WILDE It's not that our teens are having sex any more than those in Sweden or Norway or any other country....
KARRIE GALLOWAY The sell-off we saw today was more of a trading sell-off. I don't think this should be indicative of...
BOB MCCOOEY Graphic Design for its own sake will never happen, because the concept cancels itself out — a post...
CHIP KIDD The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself
conspicuous in the act of laughter.
ALICE MEYNELL The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
ALICE MEYNELL How do we replace someone like Martin? Well, Martin was unique, as was Neil, so it's a question of m...
MARTIN CORRY I never considered the working class anything other than something to get out of.
DALTON TRUMBO It's impossible to fill the loss of one's soul with anything, other than yourself.
GERARD ARMOND POWELL We have no reason to suspect this was anything other than, well, a burglary.
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