Dave Hollingsworth quote: "Set against the beautiful San Gabriel Mountains, this stadium is home to UCLA's Bruins. Footballs and Frisbees fill the air in the acres of open space surrounding the stadium. Wide aisles on the grounds make it easy to walk amid a diverse selection of tailgate fare, including hot dogs for purists, but also sushi, tofu and tamales."

On Game Day, the Grove, a shaded 11-acre park in the middle of the Ole Miss campus, is filled with m...
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

The bash leading up to the University of Florida vs. the University of Georgia game is billed as The...
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

Set against the beautiful San Gabriel Mountains, this stadium is home to UCLA's Bruins,
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

Tailgating can be challenging if you don't have a parking pass (scalped for as much as $200),
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

As the college football season starts, what better way to spend an autumn afternoon? We attended 18 ...
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

The Red River Shootout (the rivalry between University of Texas and the University of Oklahoma) has ...
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

Tradition and sports intertwine at West Point, where the Academy overlooks the Hudson River. The ful...
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

Tradition and sports intertwine at West Point, where the Academy overlooks the Hudson River,
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

Find a tailgate spot with a view of majestic Ohio Stadium,
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

The rule on tailgating here: There are no rules, so plop your canopy down, set up your lawn chairs, ...
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

Beer and brats are Wisconsin staples, and brats soaked in beer are preferred,
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH

To actually be able to be paid to create something while I'm creating it? Not that that is a huge mo...
ALLYSON HOLLINGSWORTH

I think it's from moving around so much when I was growing up.
ALLYSON HOLLINGSWORTH

We give each contestant 10 pounds of our own White Fences grapes and 40 seconds to stomp, ... The ke...
MARK HOLLINGSWORTH

It looked like a tornado was inside of the house.
WESLEY HOLLINGSWORTH

I was able to see him again without (him) being in a casket.
LILLIAN HOLLINGSWORTH

They started alright but a couple of the baton changes could have been better. We have to keep worki...
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

In the heat of the "battle", it ain't the time for learnin'; It's the time for knowin' !
LEE HOLLINGSWORTH

Hollingsworth supposedly sees the building as unsafe. The Vestry is also aware that Cleveland Clinic...
MARK HOLLINGSWORTH

I didn't see why it was such a problem to look into some added safety features.
DENNIS HOLLINGSWORTH

This is not the right thing to do. We should protect traditional marriage and uphold all of those va...
DENNIS HOLLINGSWORTH

We have drafted this measure and taken this action today because of the problem that illegal immigra...
DENNIS HOLLINGSWORTH

This is one of the main bars in Savannah, so we try to come by and get a drink - well, maybe several...
CRYSTAL HOLLINGSWORTH

In the long run, everything will be fine.
CRAIG HOLLINGSWORTH

Right now they're just trying to make as many as fast as they possibly can. We're happy they are. We...
CRAIG HOLLINGSWORTH

In the long run, everything will be fine. Most customers have been patient about it. A lot of custom...
CRAIG HOLLINGSWORTH

The history of AIDS is filled with indifference, hatred, intolerance, and eventually acceptance and ...
GREG HOLLINGSWORTH

Americans will never forget the images of crashing planes and the World Trade Center towers coming d...
GREG HOLLINGSWORTH

The historic newspaper articles take you back in time to one of the most famous disasters in history...
GREG HOLLINGSWORTH

In the second half, with the exception of the one touchdown, we controlled the defensive side of the...
DYLAN HOLLINGSWORTH

We were not mentally prepared for this one. (The coaches) saw it prior to the game. Things were not ...
DYLAN HOLLINGSWORTH

It's tough with all the new faces, but it's great to see them all out there. The coaching staff meet...
DYLAN HOLLINGSWORTH

The kids are coming out in droves. We haven't seen that here in years.
DYLAN HOLLINGSWORTH

I have pulled her out of the team.
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

We wish her a speedy recovery as she has a great future.
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

The weekend's run cements his position in the Commonwealth Games team. It is a very good time.
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

He is happy to see the success New Zealand athletes are enjoying and is happy to be associated with ...
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

Daley is due to fly to Australia in late February and is more than happy to join us for a time.
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

It was just a precaution. She made one throw, won the competition and left.
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

It's disappointing for Nic, he just ran out of turbo in the last 40.
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

They don't get a lot of opportunities to compete internationally so it is important when these chanc...
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

We have also added sprinter Dallas Roberts to give him one last chance to force his way into the rel...
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

In those conditions athletes tend to produce top performances.
ERIC HOLLINGSWORTH

The Plaza was where the rest of our offices were going to be located. Now the plan is that we will h...
LUCY HOLLINGSWORTH

I think it was great.
LUCY HOLLINGSWORTH

I just say skip the middle person. I'm the one that's going to make the change.
LINDA HOLLINGSWORTH

The goal was (to) make sure our service was maintained. We didn't want anything to fall through the ...
LINDA HOLLINGSWORTH

It was terrible. Sometimes I would think the worst. And then some days I would think the best. I was...
LILLIAN HOLLINGSWORTH

I just couldn't go any farther.
LILLIAN HOLLINGSWORTH

I just really didn't care. I was very confused. I just had given up. I had stayed out for so long in...
LILLIAN HOLLINGSWORTH

I told him he was my angel.
LILLIAN HOLLINGSWORTH

We could have played a lot better. We have real good players on this team, so there is no excuse.
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

We try not to think about next year that much. We want to focus on this year. But we're definitely p...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

In the second half, we didn't shoot as well. I think that played a huge part (in the loss).
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

It would have been nice to play for the Huskies. I grew up watching them. It would have been nice bu...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

We're looking to build off of (the win over Cal), especially going into the second part of conferenc...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

Our coach kept telling us to stick it out for 40 minutes. After getting blown out at Stanford, it to...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

It's definitely special. Beating a ranked team, also a team that's been dominant in the Pac-10, woul...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

We've definitely struggled all season, especially shooting from beyond the arc. We're going to come ...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

Mentally, it's obviously affected us. But we're going to try to work harder and try to play for her ...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

We're definitely a lot quicker. We utilize our press to try to get teams to turn the ball over and t...
JOY HOLLINGSWORTH

It's a lot more affordable that it used to be.
MICHAEL HOLLINGSWORTH

Why we are always in contention is that we usually have three players that are in the top 10 or top ...
NICOLE HOLLINGSWORTH

Joshua Tree was named by Mormon pioneers- The arms looked like Joshua beckoning them to the promised...
DIANA HOLLINGSWORTH GESSLER

I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL

Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY

Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY

I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA

A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL

As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES

I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN

The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY

When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES

Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK

And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS

That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD

So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS

You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS

The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY

A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL

Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS

Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE

It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS

We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY

Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY

The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY

I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN

I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL

The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL

I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY

The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART

Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS

Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY

The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN

I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY

I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER

'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS

I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS

I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK

We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY

There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES

...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY

That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS

I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY

The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY

It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY

Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS

Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY

Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN

We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS

How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS

My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS

Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER

Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY

A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY

It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY

Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY

And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY

New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY

If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY

Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY

We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS

You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS

It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY

Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT

You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT

The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER

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