Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.