See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

If you can't feed a hundred people, feed just one.

Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.