FastSaying
Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Ambrose Bierce
Related Quotes
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
— Ambrose Bierce
Fiery
Madness
Produce
Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact
— Ambrose Bierce
Tact
Women
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
— Ambrose Bierce
Animals
Chiefly
Dead
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.
— Ambrose Bierce
Brother
Homo
Prostrate
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
— Ambrose Bierce
Power
Country
Fool