Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

All the really pretty girls get pregnant.

I miss the experience of walking into a record store and find old stuff without expecting to.

We just kind of did our own thing and got made fun of by the popular kids. It was kind of like a badge of honor to be an outcast.