Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

After the first couple of innings, I would have probably called off the dogs. But it was nice to get a big lead and relax.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.