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It took us four to five years to build a championship (at Southwestern). I think we've been making s...
MONTY LEWIS We shot ourselves in the foot with some opportunities more or less the whole game.
MONTY LEWIS I can't believe that. Let us win that first game and then we'll talk.
MONTY LEWIS He's everything we need. He doesn't have gaudy numbers, but his only focus is on being the best quar...
MONTY LEWIS I will say, incidentally, he was wide open and might have scored. There wasn't anybody around him. T...
MONTY LEWIS Our defense really came together in that KW game. On both sides of the ball, our line has gotten so ...
MONTY LEWIS

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON

If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, ...
MONTY ROBERTS

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL

The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON

No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON When the season winds up there is a big sigh of relief, but it doesn't take much of the three months...
MONTY MORROW As I got more successful, I felt it was more incumbent upon me to help the other people. I did more ...
MONTY HALL The thing that Rodney does best is he sets the tempo for the way things are done around here. He's a...
MONTY BEISEL That was a heck of a run.
MONTY STUMBAUGH It doesn?t get any easier all year in the return game. Once they see that early in the year, they?re...
MONTY BEISEL Last year was the first year for the show at Bradley Square Mall and it went over really well. The t...
MONTY MORROW We are losing chairs on almost a daily basis.
MONTY STANSBURY We are trying to avoid that. This chair will accommodate a broad range of employees.
MONTY STANSBURY You're cannon fodder unless you move the ball laterally on these wickets, but we utilized the ball a...
MONTY PANESAR It was my first experience playing with him - and playing with my other team-mates. It was great to ...
MONTY PANESAR

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON

'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON It was gut wrenching, ... To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, ...
MONTY BEISEL It was gut wrenching. To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, I me...
MONTY BEISEL

He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON

What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON

Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON

We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON

This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON We finally got some asphalt last week. I think the potholes have been patched so far. But it's still...
MONTY JACKSON

“I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON

Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
MONTY PYTHON

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON Of course when I got to be a star on "Let's Make a Deal," I started getting 20 calls a week. I would...
MONTY HALL

You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON This season has really gotten off to a good start. The Cleveland Speedway fans and competitors have ...
MONTY MORROW The number of driveways is limited based upon the spacing as they front onto the county roadways. To...
MONTY STANSBURY

-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON

Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON

Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON

Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON

Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON

Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON

“Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON

“It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON

“This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON

“Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON

Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON

Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON

And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON

I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON

First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON

He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON The crowd chant his name when he comes on to bowl, when he gets on the team bus there are big cheers...
MONTY PANESAR

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON

He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.
MONTY PYTHON

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
MONTY PYTHON

Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON I have heard of juror disobedience.
MONTY HORMEL

Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON Actually, I'm an overnight success, but it took twenty years.
MONTY HALL Modern life is, for most of us, a kind of serfdom to mortgage, job and the constant assault to consu...
MONTY DON Kansas City wanted me back. I also visited Green Bay and Pittsburgh. But I just felt the opportunity...
MONTY BEISEL

I had been riding horses before my memory kicked in, so my life with horses had no beginning. It sim...
MONTY ROBERTS I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL Just from a pure motivation standpoint and the way he gets out there and plays the game it's uplifti...
MONTY BEISEL They feel like it was the first time they had a real vote on this issue.
MONTY SALYER I'd like to ask if we can obtain copies of what their needs were then. I'm hoping we will renew that...
MONTY SALYER

It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britains great pre-war joke, an...
MONTY PYTHON The expectation was that the only problem with people on welfare was that they didn't have a job. Wh...
MONTY MARTIN The union was aware of the changing business environment even prior to negotiations.
MONTY VEST

When I was growing up in rural Alabama, it was impossible for me to register to vote. I didn't b...
JOHN LEWIS

The documented incidences of voter fraud are very rare, yet throughout the country, forces have mobi...
JOHN LEWIS

A part of me feels like I was an animal in my past life that wasn't treated very nicely.
LEONA LEWIS

I think it's always important to be vigilant of what you're doing and aware of your surround...
LEONA LEWIS

One of the most powerful networking practices is to provide immediate value to a new connection. Thi...
LEWIS HOWES Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really ki...
LEWIS BLACK

I don't really read the tabloids, and you never know if what's being printed is true or not.
LEONA LEWIS

The only way to security for Israel and a humane life for Palestinians in their own land is politica...
ANTHONY LEWIS

Effective networking isn't a result of luck - it requires hard work and persistence.
LEWIS HOWES

Success is a nice by-product but what I really want is work.
JULIETTE LEWIS

I love watching the Serengeti, the way lions live. The only way the king lion loses his crown is by ...
RAY LEWIS

Obviously, a long-distance relationship is hard. But, like anything worth having, you make it work.
LEONA LEWIS

You got to be willing to walk in a storm. That's what I tell people all the time.
RAY LEWIS

Doctors, dressed up in one professional costume or another, have been in busy practice since the ear...
LEWIS THOMAS

Winter is not a season, it's an occupation.
SINCLAIR LEWIS

When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier t...
SINCLAIR LEWIS

Pugnacity is a form of courage, but a very bad form.
SINCLAIR LEWIS

Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn ...
SINCLAIR LEWIS

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has nev...
SINCLAIR LEWIS

Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age.
SINCLAIR LEWIS

What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.
SINCLAIR LEWIS

People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
SINCLAIR LEWIS

Great numbers of the Indians pass our camp on their hunting excursions: the day was clear and pleasa...
MERIWETHER LEWIS

We need someone who will stand up and speak up and speak out for the people who need help, for peopl...
JOHN LEWIS

‎You're not the same as you were before," he said. You were much more... muchier... you've lost yo...
LEWIS CARROLL

I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times sinc...
LEWIS CARROLL

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
LEWIS CARROLL I've got a new life now, a new future, there's a lot more to Lennox Lewis than just being a ...
LENNOX LEWIS

Intellectually I know America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better ...
SINCLAIR LEWIS I have an old brain but a terrific memory.
AL LEWIS Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'...
AL LEWIS But find something that you absolutely love doing. And then get to love the way you do it. That's th...
AL LEWIS As long as you gave it your best shot, even if in the opinion of others "you failed," you didn't fai...
AL LEWIS America gets the politicians they deserve. That's it. And you keep struggling.
AL LEWIS We work it out like that so we both have more involvement in it. He knows the aspect of the defense ...
AL LEWIS They're very tight. They're excited to play together. It's like a little family we have here.
AL LEWIS She understood what the struggle was about. You become aware. It hits you in the stomach and then a ...
AL LEWIS One of the best things you can do in a situation like this is to show them a lot of kindness. They a...
AL LEWIS It's too nebulous. You can't understand anything. They keep saying, 'It's coming; it's coming.' It i...
AL LEWIS They have a fine breeze and are now we hope, well on their way.
LEWIS TAPPAN

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
LEWIS CARROLL What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things thro...
LEWIS BLACK

Goal setting should be part of your daily and weekly routines and should not be based on a calendar ...
LEWIS HOWES

It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, bla...
LEWIS THOMAS

A multitude of bees can tell the time of day, calculate the geometry of the sun's position, argu...
LEWIS THOMAS

If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera.
LEWIS HINE

I'm very serious about becoming a dramatic actor. I don't want to play cameo parts walking o...
CARL LEWIS If the money's right, I'm happy to bust up the other side of his face... No problem.
LENNOX LEWIS

As a business owner, leadership is more than just telling others what to do. Leadership is about the...
LEWIS HOWES

Among the social networks, LinkedIn can be one of the most useful when it comes to cultivating criti...
LEWIS HOWES If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because th...
RICHARD LEWIS

As a business owner who is looking to market his or her company, you should be on the lookout for op...
LEWIS HOWES

As a business owner, what's the sense in having droves of followers and connections if you aren&...
LEWIS HOWES

We were also fortunate enough to engage in our service a Canadian Frenchmen, who had been with the C...
MERIWETHER LEWIS I'm out there most every night, ... My work schedule, of course, is pretty rigid, but every moment I...
ALAN LEWIS We need to do a better job of treating our residents.
ALAN LEWIS This building size should capture a segment of the market that we feel is active and has not been pr...
ALAN LEWIS Did your grandparents ever share any stories about growing up in the country?
ALAN LEWIS If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
ALAN LEWIS A cricket ball broke my nose when I was a kid so I couldn't breath through it. Before I had it o...
DAMIAN LEWIS I don't believe Jesus was the son of God, although I'm inclined to think he might have been ...
DAMIAN LEWIS You just have to take control of your own performance.
DAMIAN LEWIS Fallible characters are more interesting than superheroes in the end.
DAMIAN LEWIS All you should try to do is behave with honour. If you can. At all times.
DAMIAN LEWIS I went to boarding school, and what that teaches you is to cope emotionally at a young age and to su...
DAMIAN LEWIS There are ways of avoiding becoming tabloid fodder and therefore giving people license to pry into y...
DAMIAN LEWIS Quiet people, people who aren't given to emotional outbursts, people who are economic with words...
DAMIAN LEWIS If you think you don't want to play another psychopath, but the script is amazing, and the direc...
DAMIAN LEWIS I found the hedge-fund guys I met all to be very, very concentrated listeners - watchful and articul...
DAMIAN LEWIS I love playing sport.
DAMIAN LEWIS You have to go where the good writing is.
DAMIAN LEWIS I think people like to be scared. I think people like tension and suspense in a movie.
DAMIAN LEWIS The lesson I learned is that sometimes the task you have at hand needs all of your concentration and...
DAMIAN LEWIS I think you can't be really posh and be an interesting actor. I'm a bit of a posh rough.
DAMIAN LEWIS You know, this idea of going around the world imposing democracy by growing a middle-class, a tradin...
DAMIAN LEWIS I've always had a 'Work hard, play hard' attitude to life - I still do - but sometimes y...
DAMIAN LEWIS In England we burnt redheads at the stake, because we thought they were witches. There are still you...
DAMIAN LEWIS I just try to live my life every day by doing the right thing.
DAMIAN LEWIS For me the rehearsal period is the part I most enjoy. It's the creating of the story.
DAMIAN LEWIS People need revelation, and then they need resolution.
DAMIAN LEWIS In the end, there's something of the puritan work ethic about me that roles really must sustain ...
DAMIAN LEWIS

No, I have not a drop of what they call white blood in my veins. My father was a full blooded Negro,...
EDMONIA LEWIS

Until I was twelve years old, I led this wandering life, fishing, swimming, and making moccasins.
EDMONIA LEWIS

I was practically driven to Rome in order to obtain the opportunities for art culture and to find a ...
EDMONIA LEWIS

I have a strong sympathy for all women who have struggled and suffered.
EDMONIA LEWIS

Some praise me because I am a colored girl, and I don't want that kind of praise. I had rather y...
EDMONIA LEWIS

My features I take from my father, but my spirit, my industry and perseverance I get from my Indian ...
EDMONIA LEWIS

There is nothing so beautiful as the free forest. To catch a fish when you are hungry, cut the bough...
EDMONIA LEWIS

Sometimes the times were dark and the outlook was lonesome, but where there is a will, there is a wa...
EDMONIA LEWIS Many, many, many small moves of many kinds can bring a way to manage change. The theory can come lat...
FLORA LEWIS I consider that there are different degrees of civilization and there are many different ways of exp...
FLORA LEWIS We have learned how to do a lot of things. We must try to relearn why.
FLORA LEWIS I've been through the entire list of Polar problems. I knew it would be hard, but it's harde...
LEWIS CLARKE

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

I don't want a tan, but I do love blushes in colors that give you that whole sun-kissed thing.
JULIETTE LEWIS Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it'...
LEWIS BLACK

Which of the religions of the world gives to its followers the greatest happiness? While it lasts, ...
C.S. LEWIS I have three tools at my disposal - my whistle, my body language and my talk. It is a question of ho...
ALAN LEWIS I'm a huge reggae fan. I want to go to Jamaica and make, like, Bob Marley 'One Love' pos...
JENNY LEWIS

Part of every misery is, so to speak, the misery's shadow or reflection: the fact that you don't mer...
C.S. LEWIS

People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'.
SINCLAIR LEWIS

Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is b...
SINCLAIR LEWIS Watching Bo Jackson, seeing his size, his speed, a lot of his abilities, really drove me.
JAMAL LEWIS I really liked watching Bo Jackson run just because of his size and his speed.
JAMAL LEWIS

We are built to make mistakes, coded for error.
LEWIS THOMAS

My first boyfriend was a surfer. We bonded over loving the sun, Depeche Mode, and The Cure.
JULIETTE LEWIS

There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
C.S. LEWIS

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was marrie...
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
LEWIS GRIZZARD When I started off with 'Dance India Dance,' even the TV show people thought it won't be...
TERENCE LEWIS

We had high and boisterous winds last night and this morning: the Indians continue to purchase repai...
MERIWETHER LEWIS I'm a late bloomer. It's taken me a long time to find my voice, and I think all the records ...
JENNY LEWIS

The more often he feels without acting, the less he will be able ever to act, and, in the long run, ...
C.S. LEWIS

Scott Oakes thinks he's solely responsible for our losing, and he's not.

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