Scientists and creationists are always at odds, of course.

Be in the habit of experimenting with your clothing so that you don't get stuck for life with a self-image developed over the course of high school.

Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term.

Be able to tell whether garments that look good on the hanger actually look good on you.

No one would choose to be jerked randomly off task again and again until you have half a dozen things you're trying to get done, all at the same time.

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.