School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.

Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,

A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White House

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

A man is only as faithful as his options