Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming.

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing much of our routine work. Printing is no longer the only way of reproducing books. Reading them, however, has not changed...

When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.

Everything that can be invented, has been invented. - 1899.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.