Santa thinks it's a good idea to keep the sharks well fed, especially when Santa's in here.

That's a good idea! Now, what do you think I should get for my turtle friend here, Denver?

No. Sharks are kind of lazy, and they know they're going to be fed.

Medicare D is very, very bad. I've never met anybody who thinks it's a good idea.

My wife thinks I'm very hot. She tells me that every couple weeks, especially when we go to the NCAA tournament and all the nice things come along with it.

“A warrior thinks of death when things become unclear. The idea of death is the only thing that tempers our spirit.”