Sadly, Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong have split up. I guess she got tired of riding on the handlebars every time they went on a date.


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MIKE GALLAGHER
I actually had a Bobby Orr action figure. You could put the pads on him and skates and all that. I w...
MIKE WEIR
I love playing the Hard Rocks; they've got a great stage, great lighting, great sound, and not s...
MIKE LOVE
I used to have acne when I was a kid growing up. You can imagine how serious that was in making you ...
MIKE WALLACE
We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.
MIKE GALLAGHER
I've always wanted to be on a show that's well respected and had critical acclaim and that p...
MIKE COLTER
Charleston, South Carolina, is about a 90-minute drive northwest of Beaufort and Parris Island. It i...
MIKE BARNICLE
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I think my philosophy in music has been to accentuate the positive.
MIKE LOVE
There is no progress without risk, and in an environment where change is accelerating, risks are mul...
MIKE MCGAVICK
I believe in servant leadership, and the servant always asks, 'Where am I needed most?'
MIKE PENCE
I sort of ride the fence on that whole steroid era issue. I don't have a definite opinion like s...
MIKE SCHMIDT
I'm a longtime believer in the old adage that sunlight is the best disinfectant, particularly in...
MIKE QUIGLEY
If you're Burberry or Gucci, you're not going to run a banner ad. To get brand ad dollars to...
MIKE MCCUE
It's one thing for someone to travel over to Syria and Iraq and come back. But, boy, it's a ...
MIKE MCCAUL
I am extremely concerned that Syrian and ISIS recruiters can use the Internet at lightning speeds to...
MIKE MCCAUL
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fe...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Pain is funnier than love.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're n...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I was a screenwriting major at Georgetown, and I was in class with some really strong writers like J...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jo...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don&#...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Sometimes I'll go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of groceries as though I knew how to cook...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA