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Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.


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JOE MANCHIN Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.
JOE BIDEN When we go to court, they are going to have to come up with all the evidence where they are accusing...
JOE ARPAIO One of the things I've never been accused of is not caring about people.
JOE BIDEN Don't hold against me that I don't own - that I don't own a single stock or bond. Don...
JOE BIDEN The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind and visually-impaired people need the single b...
JOE CLARK Head Start graduates are more likely to graduate from high school and less likely to need special ed...
JOE BACA The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while thes...
JOE ROGAN I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'
JOE GARAGIOLA You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to...
JOE DIMAGGIO Adapting is a common natural way for people to adapt to their environment.
JOE BARTON No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE