Right is always right. Except when left is right, naturally.

We met less than a week ago and in that time I've done nothing but lie and cheat and betray you. I know. But if you give me a chance...all I want is to protect you. To be near you. For as long as I'm able.

The witch snipped off her golden hair and cast her out into a great desert

She could be a fire hazard. Maybe we should remove her from the ship before she spontaneously combusts.

Over everything, I choose you

Maybe the princess could save herself."
"That sounds like a pretty good story too.