Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.