Revenge is a dish best served published!

I've decided that I'm going to collect as many spiders in a jar as I can and then pour them all over you, William Flecter. Seeing as how it's good to face your fears.

When someone is mean to me, I just make them a victim in my next book.

You can be the hunter, or you can be the hunted.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Don’t worry, I’m not quitting. I’ve decided I’m going to stay and
make his life a living hell while I run his business into the ground.
--Kim to Abe