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Retirement is an area where there is a lot of depression. There's only so may 'early-bird specials' you can eat.


Joel Isaacson

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BILLY JOEL Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES