Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.