I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions o...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turn...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Grammar is not a time of waste
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Underwear should be worn on the inside
NANCY CARTWRIGHT This is not a clue...or is it?
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Beans are neither fruit nor musical
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
NANCY CARTWRIGHT My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will remember to take my medication
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not get very far with this attitude
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous no...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I do not have diplomatic immunity
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I cannot absolve sins
NANCY CARTWRIGHT What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets g...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
NANCY CARTWRIGHT This punishment is not boring and pointless
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Goldfish don't bounce
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Eat my shorts.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Fridays are not 'pants optional'
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Silly String is not a nasal spray
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I have neither been there nor done that
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not waste chalk
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will only do this once a year [referring to clip shows]
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Cross you heart, hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Jam a dagger in your thigh. Eat a horse ma...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
NANCY CARTWRIGHT 'The President did it' is not an excuse
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
NANCY CARTWRIGHT What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't qu...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Bagman is not a legitimate career choice
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The First Amendment does not cover burping
NANCY CARTWRIGHT No one is interested in my underpants
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I can't see dead people
NANCY CARTWRIGHT 'Bewitched' does not promote Satanism
NANCY CARTWRIGHT A trained ape could not teach gym
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Cool, I broke his brain!
NANCY CARTWRIGHT All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Coffee is not for kids [Each line becomes less and less legible; the last line is a scrawl]
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
NANCY CARTWRIGHT No one cares what my definition of "is" is
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I am so very tired
NANCY CARTWRIGHT They are laughing at me, not with me
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
NANCY CARTWRIGHT No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I won't not use no double negatives
NANCY CARTWRIGHT 'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I did not see Elvis
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem....
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a l...
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Sherri does not 'got back'
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The boys room is not a water park
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will never win an Emmy
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not strut around like I own the place
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I was not told to do this
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Funny noises are not funny
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The Christmas Pageant does not stink
NANCY CARTWRIGHT High explosives and school don't mix
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not show off [written in Old English style font]
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
NANCY CARTWRIGHT The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will return the seeing-eye dog
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Hillbillies are people too
NANCY CARTWRIGHT A fire drill does not demand a fire
NANCY CARTWRIGHT No one wants to hear from my armpits
NANCY CARTWRIGHT No one ever bugged Jack Nicholson. When we made 'Witches,' and people were standing around t...
VERONICA CARTWRIGHT Why push people away? I love when people come up to me and say they appreciate the work!
VERONICA CARTWRIGHT There was a period of time when I couldn't seem to get anything. I was on the series 'Daniel...
VERONICA CARTWRIGHT I always say Los Angeles is the place where British people come to exceed their worth. It's quit...
RYAN CARTWRIGHT When you're on set all day, and you don't look people in the eye, it's really relaxing. ...
RYAN CARTWRIGHT The book tour is a strange institution. You are wheeled about to explain your book and even to justi...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT After my kids were born I found myself incorporating my photography into different art endeavors and...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT Photography has been a passion of mine since I was 15. After my kids were born I found myself incorp...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT There is no glory in war, yet from the blackness of its history, there emerge vivid colours of human...
SILVIA CARTWRIGHT I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always somebody...
BILL CARTWRIGHT When I wrote my first serious novel, 'Interior', I was inspired by a 1978 book of Updike'...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I had always thought about running for high political office, and I was kind of waiting for the star...
MATT CARTWRIGHT The federal government needs a strategic approach that includes strong leadership and the ability to...
MATT CARTWRIGHT In my view, it is important that our national government exercise leadership to improve the resilien...
MATT CARTWRIGHT Nutrition isn't the only problem; our children also aren't getting enough exercise.
MATT CARTWRIGHT The bottom line is that weather events not only threaten private property and family budgets, but th...
MATT CARTWRIGHT Extreme weather threatens our energy and electric grid, federal buildings, transportation infrastruc...
MATT CARTWRIGHT If you want to give me a good faceful for one of my political positions, I can take it.
MATT CARTWRIGHT Education can help all Americans live longer, healthier lives. Teaching students to make healthy dec...
MATT CARTWRIGHT East and Gulf Coast states are at risk of hurricanes; prairie and other central and southern states ...
MATT CARTWRIGHT Unhealthy eating habits cause major health problems, such as diabetes and heart disease, and can als...
MATT CARTWRIGHT When Doris Lessing won the Nobel Prize for Literature at the age of 88, she was the oldest person ev...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT People think it must be wonderful being in movies or on television, but it can be very tough on a ch...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT We've already tested the fuel in one of our transit buses and the performance was excellent,
BILL CARTWRIGHT It's going to save us about $20,000 in fuel,
BILL CARTWRIGHT By growth I mean growth in how we're going to guard. Growth in how our players handle themselves on ...
BILL CARTWRIGHT I know this is a big challenge. I feel that I'm ready for it.
BILL CARTWRIGHT I'm not worried about the team or what this does for our future. I'm just worried about Jay. I'm wor...
BILL CARTWRIGHT A lot of what I do is just worrying.
BILL CARTWRIGHT High fuel prices are definitely increasing demand for public transit in our area,
BILL CARTWRIGHT I don't think we've felt hopeless. I think that we just haven't been as successful as we'd hoped. Ho...
BILL CARTWRIGHT The triangle is a foundation to an offense.
BILL CARTWRIGHT 'The Cauliflower' is not strictly a novel, as Barker says in her indispensable afterword.
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT The Sound of Music was just such an honour to be in, because it was a movie that appeals to so many ...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT I think here in America the space programme was such an enticing thing to be going on, that the thou...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT Lost in Space brings back a lot of memories for people, and I think that any time you're involved in...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT I didn't have to bury myself in drugs and alcohol and all of that, and I think a lot of that had to ...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT Oh, Jonathan's taking over the series.
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT You can hold tight to a character and say, This is mine, or you can just kind of say, Hey, you know ...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT I'm kind of a disciplined person but I don't take anything too seriously. And I think a lot of that ...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT I suppose on the filmmaking side, you can learn how to cram a lot into a small space. But I think th...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT The Sheldonian Theatre in Oxford is an astonishing building, designed by Christopher Wren. Its paint...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Great architects like Taut, Mendelsohn, and Gropius built some astonishing buildings which were to c...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT There are two births: the one when light, First strikes the new awakened sense; The other when two s...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT Writing 'Judas: The Troubling History of the Renegade Apostle' must have been a difficult ta...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT There was loose talk of Enron management practices and reminders of a scandal at the University of T...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT In the new artisan coffee movement, Jeremy Challender, a 32-year-old Australian who is one of the fo...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT A balanced diet and physical activity are vital to academic performance. A healthy diet has a direct...
MATT CARTWRIGHT You can't believe anything that's written in an historical novel, and yet the author's j...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT We often plough so much energy into the big picture, we forget the pixels.
SILVIA CARTWRIGHT The domination of western values, beliefs and way of life has angered many from the east and in deve...
SILVIA CARTWRIGHT A good novel is something that challenges perception, that allows you to see the world anew through ...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT 'The Cauliflower' is full of these bizarre anecdotes, some of them petty, others moving or w...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT There's this idea of bankers retiring and painting watercolours. You can't dabble in art - i...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Working with Danny Thomas was truly an adventure every week. Danny didn't always say the words a...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT In a way, advertising, for all its shallowness, its love of design, its modishness and its self-just...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT 'Point Omega' starts in an art gallery, where an unnamed man is watching, day after day, a 2...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Love makes those young whom age doth chill, and whom he finds young keeps young still.
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT I thought that, post-apartheid, there would be absolutely no interest in South Africa. That has been...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT The rights of the individual are greatly prized in the developed world, but in many other regions th...
SILVIA CARTWRIGHT Personally, I have detested Gordon Brown since the moment in 2001 when he tried to make cheap capita...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Franschhoek - French Corner - is a place which serves South Africans as a kind of sophisticated fant...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would t...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT As I read 'The Infinities', with its magical, playful richness, its sensuous delight in the ...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT It is a commonplace to say that novelists should be judged by their work rather than their private l...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT This Oscar Pistorius business is interesting. There is this cult of carrying lots of guns and being ...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT We in the west are seen as godless, as greedy and as uncaring about the suffering of those in the de...
SILVIA CARTWRIGHT We authors certainly don't know what is going to happen to our books. Are they going to disappea...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Helen Zille, formidable leader of the Democratic Alliance, routinely vilified as representing white ...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT The fascination with Judas has persisted despite the fact that there is no evidence of the hard fact...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I was once asked by Jeremy Paxman what is it about celebrity and said that people these days seem to...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT My own interest in Kafka's letter came about when I was writing an article on Peter Ginz, the bo...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I love Franschhoek, and straight off the plane, I went to the incomparable Quartier Francais, on the...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT It is uncomfortable to be reminded that the Catholic church only removed the reference to 'perfi...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT The Bodleian Library, next to the Sheldonian, is one of the great libraries of the world. As well as...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I always assumed I could never make a living out of literary fiction, and I was right. When I did tr...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT If we are genuinely committed to promoting a culture of peace, as individuals we must look to our va...
SILVIA CARTWRIGHT Germany led the world in photography and film: 'The Cabinet of Dr Caligari' and 'Metropo...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Lost in Space brings back a lot of memories for people, and I think that any time you're involve...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT If Franschhoek has a fault, it is in the lavish refurbishment of wine farms and estates which has re...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT With pilot season, you have to jump through so many hoops, there are so many people in the room, you...
RYAN CARTWRIGHT Just before the opening of the 20th century, the Collyer brothers, Homer and Langley, are born into ...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT There are two births: the one when lightFirst strikes the new awakened sense;The other when two soul...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would toy and woo, H...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT The fool inherits, but the wise must get
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT When we started out, there was a lot of trepidation caused by the uncertainty. We got ahead of them ...
CHRISTOPHER CARTWRIGHT . Then I smile and in haste . . . I can't help it!
I worship your silhouette. How I gaze and c...
HAZEL CARTWRIGHT There is an inexorable drift toward consolidation in the drug industry.
PETER CARTWRIGHT Weimar lasted 14 years, the Third Reich only 12. Yet Weimar is always seen as a prelude to the Third...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT It's quite true of everything: the British accent does open doors.
RYAN CARTWRIGHT In Sydney, I gave what was billed as a masterclass to bright students of writing at the University o...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT As Eric Weitz argues, the Weimar Republic (1919-1933) was not responsible for the Reich; it was a de...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT America is the big subject of the second half of the 20th century, tackled in one form or another by...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Winning the Whitbread was a very major thing for me. I'd always been well reviewed, but this mad...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I grew up reading Updike. I remember being alarmed to find that he had published short stories by th...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I have worshipped Berlin from the day I read 'Two Concepts of Liberty' in South Africa. It s...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT 'A Just Defiance' has been a huge success in South Africa. While reading at times like a wel...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT In his later years, Ramakrishna took up residence at the Dakshineswar Kali Temple, from where his ra...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Coffee must be treated gently and smoothed out. I hadn't realised it was so temperamental.
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would toy an...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT DeLillo has said that he no longer feels a compulsion to write long, compendious books. In his later...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT I'm not an especially male novelist, but I think men are better at writing about men, and the sa...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT Tom Fort, a BBC radio journalist, starts from the assumption that 'many of us have a road that r...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT This is the strange thing about South Africa - for all its corruption and crime, it seems to offer a...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT My shadow in my art is one way I trace who I was and where I have been. My shadow and I have been on...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT You can lead a team in a lot of different ways. It can be talking to somebody who is down or, during...
BILL CARTWRIGHT I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always ...
BILL CARTWRIGHT By Woden, God of Saxons,
From whence comes Wensday, that is Wodensday,
Truth is a thing th...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT