Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign, ... I think we've got a real, real shot.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.