Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition