Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
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ANDY FISHER I don't wanna be lonely I just wanna be alone
SILVERCHAIR She and another girl just went all over Europe every weekend.
BECKY SARRO Traders expect that there will be a merger announcement over the weekend.
ALESSANDRO FRIGERIO Nothing gets easy. It is just that you understand how it is and how it works. Nothing its difficult ...
DE PHILOSOPHER DJ KYOS You can't relax in this league. Coming up this weekend, we've got Virginia Tech, a team that -- if w...
DANIEL BARD Its very beautiful over there. I dont know where there is, but I believe its somewhere, and I hope i...
THOMAS EDISON GUERRERO BARBOSA Dont expect expected things by unexpectable persons,it will just hurt.
SHUBHAM CHAVAN I will be monitoring the weather all weekend.
ELLEN BROWN Soldiers are the truly responsables for war,if they dont fight,its not gonna be the mans with a suit...
RAJA Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE Maybe that was all there ever will be just that one weekend and forever this unfinished feeling...
ANNE RICE And when my days run out, I will have lived just a blink of time and the rest will be eternal joy.
ABBY DANIELLE BURLBAUGH It will be even easier to create anonymous content and not be able to trace it.
CAROL DARR It's not just for tonight. It's good all weekend -- win or lose.
JEFF POLLARD people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ We've kept our options open because of the weather. It could be held this weekend or next weekend. W...
NAGA REDDY I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed...
ANONYMOUS Usually there are one or two aspects of the game that will go, but everything took a downward spiral...
JEDIDIAH STEPHEN I think all jocks have a sensitive side. It's just, will they show it to anybody? Will they let ...
CHANNING TATUM It was a great weekend. I don't want the season to be over for some of the kids but they gave it all...
JAMIE WISE There is some feeling that the small separation between add and drop deadlines is not very helpful. ...
DONALD BLAKE I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f...
CORMAC MCCARTHY It ends or it doesn't.
That’s what you say. That’s
how you get through it.
The tu...
CAITLYN SIEHL We sometimes think that if we just "want" it enough or "love" it enough we will get what we are work...
FAWN ARRINGTON We're just going to relax and take it easy. We all make changes.
DICK KITTS The water temperature up here was 57 degrees over the weekend. That's just about bedding water. The ...
LONNIE STANLEY Life as we know it, with all its ups and downs, will soon be over. We all will give an accounting to...
WILLIAM WILBERFORCE People live for eating,but
I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL Here's to love at first sight, and here's to getting over it the moment you blink.
AHMED MOSTAFA Life is a one time opportunity, DONT waste it.
Because once its gone its not coming back.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS Dont keep sweeping your troubles under the rug for someday you'll trip over it.
TAYLOR WAPAHA Everything proceeds as if of its own accord, and this can all too easily tempt us to relax and let t...
I CHING And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS We do expect to be quite busy over the weekend.
DEBORAH MARSHALL We just couldn't carry over the quality play we had from the weekend games.
BOB HIESTER I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN At the Oval the ground was packed, people sitting on the grass, cheering everything; just like it wi...
FRED TRUEMAN We have had confidence in our pitching and defense all season and tonight it paid off. All four guys...
JEFF SCHEXNAIDER The days of 'boys will be boys' or, 'it's just a dog or a stray cat' are over.
DIANE BALKIN He will be in the hospital over the weekend. It will probably be early next week before he is brough...
CARRIE RODGERS What will be will be so relax and enjoy the beautiful moments of the present.
LATIKA TEOTIA Time is always moving and as it moves day night, night day the motion of time is clear, to many peop...
GARY F EVANS... The events that happen in our lives make us who we are ,we can either give in to them and let them w...
GARY F EVANS... When a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby - anything f...
JULIE BURCHILL We will have personnel working on this all weekend, ... The boulder is going to require blasting to ...
AMY VANDERBILT Her hormones slipped into their sexy underwear with a grin.
JENNIFER SCHMIDT It has the potential to be a foundation for expanded voter turnout and other forms of civic activism...
LOUIS DESIPIO To be depressed or neurotic is passive. It has happened to all of us; we are its victims, are we hav...
WILLIAM GLASSER I think the first game is all emotion. You get that over with and relax a bit.
JOSH FISHER He knew my address, my name, knew we'd just signed up with Telstra, that we'd just moved in over the...
CINDY COOK You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker
CHRIS MACHADO no one knows why we are put on this earth i dont think any of them are true i dont even know why we ...
DALLY SALAD We have seen it time and time again where they [unions] take money for political purposes and dont g...
ERIC BEACH When you are in the highest vibrational state you will not feel the need to; over eat, over spend mo...
RENAE A. SAUTER Brown will be a real test for all of the heavyweight crews. We will be preparing for a very close ra...
CURTIS JORDAN We will have to watch out for the weekend papers, but I think all eyes will be on the Nasdaq again.
ANDRE DREICON You can say that you dont care what anyone thinks about you, but in the end, its all that really mat...
TIFFANY GARLAND Dont confuse time with weakness, it could just be the plan of a world wide organization of master mi...
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER I don't really think about the degree of difficulty or the possibility of making a mistake. I ju...
SIMONE BILES My stomach has responded well to rest over the weekend, although I've still got to be careful over t...
TIM HENMAN This weather has been a skier's dream. We've probably gotten a foot and a half of snow over the week...
JENNIFER HAMPTON The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't s...
JUSTIN HALPERN Do the days work. If it be to protect the rights of the weak, whoever objects, do it. If it be to he...
CALVIN COOLIDGE Stripped of its plot, the 'Iliad' is a scattering of names and biographies of ordinary soldi...
ALICE OSWALD listen close and dont be stoned
i'll be here in the morning
cause i'm just floating
NEAL HALSTEAD We hit a lot of balls hard this weekend; we just it them at people. We know we'll get it all togethe...
MARQUEZ SMITH I dont think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS People think that they are untouchable, but you will probably find that there lives are built around...
GARY F EVANS... its a metephor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth but you dont give it the pow...
JOHN GREEN The purposes of the United States should not be doubted. The Security Council resolutions will be en...
COLIN POWELL I dont wanna be a terrorist. I just wanna Blow shit Up!
ROZZU LOZ I do expect to see the other legacy airlines match the United increase or file an increase formula o...
TERRY TRIPPLER I do expect to see the other legacy airlines match the United increase or file an increase formula o...
TERRY TRIPPLER Anything can happen in the blink of an eye. Anything at all.
One.
Two.
Three.
Bl...
MEG CABOT Art raises its head where creeds relax.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Art raises its head where creeds relax
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE we will leave immediately. We will not blink an eye.
IMAD MOUSTAPHA When it comes, will it come without warning/ Just as I'm picking my nose?/ Will it knock on my door ...
W. H. AUDEN I learned not to blink in a close-up or move your head at all, because if you did, they wouldn't use...
FRANKIE AVALON Self-respect can be a extension of your ego or a priceless virtue. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Most of us dont become what we can be because we cant see its what we already are.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG It's just a comfortable space that people use to work or relax quietly.
DAVE ROSS For the past five or six years, the people in Cap and Skull decided to be anonymous.
ALEX MAGHOUB It's not nearly as bad as it was over the weekend.
CAROLYN FENNELL So relax into yoga and yoga will help you relax.
WAI LANA YOGA We'll progress him over the weekend in regards to his running, ... and just take it day by day and s...
MARK MANN The seed waits for its garden or ground where it will be sown.
ZULU PROVERB If you truly want to succeed, you have to stay humble - humble or crumble - because it can all go aw...
RAVEN GOODWIN If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE Once you get to that point when you can just be yourself and relax, I just think that you're so ...
JACQUELINE EMERSON Hopefully, we can get (Person) in over the weekend and get (a signing) done Monday or Tuesday.
HERB RUDOY dont break hearts, just bones
JERAMEE PLOOG In some ways, he may be looking down at all of this and be amused by it all. He was a person who lik...
JOSEPH HOFFMAN I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA The Doctor: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look a...
STEVEN MOFFAT One of our tellers had received a call over the weekend. So, we don't know if there was any connecti...
BILLY ESTES Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Just not relax and say we beat Dayton and Amity last year, we made it to the playoffs so we'll make ...
JAMES MASON I couldn't be prouder of them. I just don't want them to relax on this. The seniors kept this team f...
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