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JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul... JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ... JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s... JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody. JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr... JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi... JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait... JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig... JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass... JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa... JIM GARRISON I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill. JIM MCGOVERN I thought Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time and have been fighting to get the Administration ... JIM MCGOVERN In 2005, I was the first member of Congress to introduce legislation calling for an immediate withdr... JIM MCGOVERN A large majority of Americans believe that corporations exert too much influence on our daily lives ... JIM MCGOVERN Corporations are created by the people, acting through their governments. We grant them corporate ch... 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I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes. 
The story goes as the line follow... alone... loony....
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge... 
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. 
I guess when you see somebody in the hallway or on the field or something, it's nice to know that th... 
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are... 
I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... 
in these shitty plastic days ... 
The only deadly disease I have seen that is causing great harm and massacre latently yet the world h... 
Beaming into the thick of a tree without becoming a lifelong tree hugger was a tricky business. A pr... 
the room of the spirit is the mind and the seat of the spirit is the heart. What we give room to muc... 
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
The mark of a real man, is a man who can allow himself to fall deeply in love with a woman. But the ... 
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. 
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... 
We are in a culture where it's so easy to just turn things off that you don't like. And I th... 
In high fashion, we're always accused of doing things that are not very relevant, not the real w... 
What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, i... 
The whole idea of a dream, to me, is a mystery plane. Things are operating there that tell us the re... 
If you're naturally a certain size, I think it suits you and you can see that. There's no po... 
Pictures and shapes are but secondary objects and please or displease only in the memory. 
When I cook with my son, I might chop vegetables and have fun with different shapes. Cooking is a wa... 
The environment around you shapes who you are. How you handle an emergency or how you react when som... 
I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... 
We Are All Infinite 
The artist is a collector of things imaginary or real. He accumulates things with the same enthusias... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... 
If you're treated a certain way you become a certain kind of person. If certain things are descr... 
'Faith' and 'trust' are words that put the power in the hands of an outside force th... 
No skill shapes a child's future success in school or in life more than the ability to read. 
The terrifying fear of a crash had triggered the fight-or-flight response in the child, making him b... 
If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so yo... 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
What we observe as material bodies and forces are nothing but shapes and variations in the structure... 
He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik... 
She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest. 
Study the behavior of animals and you will understand human psychology and sociology. Study a flower... 
Animals come from nature. They were not designed. All my inspiration comes from nature, whether it&#... 
Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some of them are things people are scared of. Some of them ar... 
Some kids are black, or brown - some kids are red, and others white.
But even in the Christian religion, much of its real meaning is hidden by words that are misleading ... 
I really like the resurgence of the '90s vibe, and you can't go wrong with a Canadian Tuxedo... 
A real program called Helping Hands... real monkeys are put in homes with handicapped or disabled pe... 
In the rough-and-tumble play of politics, dog-whistle messages are copiously dispatched over the hea... 
When you reach illumination, you lose paradise. Illumination is the place where you gain knowledge t... 
but for my own part, if a book is well written, I always find it too short. 
Apologies come in all shapes and sizes. You can give diamonds, candy, flowers, or just your deepest ... 
Love is a growing, or full constant light,
Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'... 
When you make your peace with authority, you become authority. 
Make measurable progress in reasonable time. 
Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws. 
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of be... 
I stop short of being a workaholic. 
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make rea... 
As we celebrate President Reagan's remarkable career and historic legacy, we also celebrate a ma... 
Work harder on yourself than you do on your job. 
Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and op... 
My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where t... 
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Se... 
I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserv... 
Actually the copies of characters is something I don't particularly like to talk about in articl... 
Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I ... 
I think my own strengths are in television production. 
The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch. 
There was something special and unique about the love triangle that existed between Clark Kent, Supe... 
A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch. 
Embryonic stem cell research will prolong life, improve life and give hope for life to millions of p... 
Narrative has been part of human consciousness for a long time. And if it has played a part in all t... 
You can't be unhappy in the middle of a big, beautiful river. 
The injustices endured by black Americans at the hands of their own government have no parallel in o... 
Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism, but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action. 
I'm stuck with being No. 32 for the Cleveland Browns. I can't do anything about that, and I ... 
Boundary setting is really a huge part of time management. 
The first time I drew a Superman story was 'For Tomorrow' with Brian Azzarello in 2004. It d... 
The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we... 
Historically, there has been a bull market in commodities every 20 or 30 years. 
Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not... 
Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger aroun... 
In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand the importance of Byrne grants to local police ... 
A debate has one purpose, one purpose only, and that is to facilitate the exchange of ideas directly... 
I wanted to be a bus driver when I was a kid. I look at bus driving through the eyes of a little boy... 
Success and money can really be quite blinding. 
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. 
Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull. 
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in ... 
An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not<... 
When you start a novel, it is always like pushing a boulder uphill. Then, after a while, to mangle t... 
Mr. Chairman, on September 11, we were attacked by terrorists who took advantage of weaknesses in ou... 
Not one country in existence today has had the same borders and government for as long as two hundre... 
School prepares you for the real world... which also bites. 
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. 