Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around

Always drink upstream from the herd

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep

When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance