He looked so lost, so soulful, so lonely. I wanted him to kiss me now. I wanted to let him know I wa...
ELLEN SCHREIBER I'm looking for someone
to quench my thirst-for all eternity"
-Luna Maxwell
ELLEN SCHREIBER You seem a lot like me," he said. "You don't gawk at me like I'm a freak."

"I'll kick any...
ELLEN SCHREIBER Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you."
Raven: "You are? Congra...
ELLEN SCHREIBER It's great to work in film and TV, and I love it, but there's nothing that can replace that ...
PABLO SCHREIBER I do want to play characters that have redeeming qualities, that are likable, for sure, and I have i...
PABLO SCHREIBER My greatest desire as an actor is to keep people guessing and not do anything close to what I did la...
PABLO SCHREIBER I'm a dad and a husband, and so the things that I love to do are all geared around my family.
PABLO SCHREIBER I lived in Red Hook, Brooklyn, for about 10 years, and then we moved out to Jersey City after my wif...
PABLO SCHREIBER Acting is a hard way to make a living, and there's a kind of dark, somewhat seedy side to the wh...
PABLO SCHREIBER I got nominated for a Tony in my Broadway debut, which was fascinating and thrilling and sort of unb...
PABLO SCHREIBER If there is a reason I'm able to make unsympathetic characters human, it's because it's ...
PABLO SCHREIBER I have a tendency, just because I'm an ambitious person, to get impatient with things and want t...
PABLO SCHREIBER You'd think true masculinity was just calm and collected happiness. So alpha male that it needs ...
LIEV SCHREIBER Style, no matter how outrageous it is, is still an expression of someone's personality. And my p...
LIEV SCHREIBER I think, the first time I played Iago at the Public Theater, I realized I had a - much to my chagrin...
LIEV SCHREIBER That's one of the benefits of working on big budget films. You work with people who have a lot o...
LIEV SCHREIBER I've got nothing against L.A. I think it is a really beautiful place. To be able to surf and get...
LIEV SCHREIBER I am very good with dialects, but the two that I can't do for some reason are the South African ...
LIEV SCHREIBER My mother didn't let me see color films. I saw a lot of black-and-white films. The first time I ...
LIEV SCHREIBER When my grandpa was moved to physical action, you felt utter terror.
LIEV SCHREIBER I remember finding 'Harold and Maude' strangely erotic. I've always had an octogenarian ...
LIEV SCHREIBER Some actors need to be rattled and some need to be focused.
LIEV SCHREIBER I didn't think that a career in theater was very realistic so I thought the only thing I could m...
LIEV SCHREIBER Those are, at this point, irrelevant.
JONATHAN SCHREIBER I'm not that interested in working with impervious people.
LIEV SCHREIBER During 'Manchurian Candidate' - that role originated with Laurence Harvey, and I studied eve...
LIEV SCHREIBER You watch a hockey game, and the hand-eye coordination and the speed is really miraculous; how those...
LIEV SCHREIBER I'm misrepresented as a scary person. I'm not. It's all about my size and my eyebrows.
LIEV SCHREIBER And you know, I hate to admit this, but I don't always think in terms of Shakespeare. When I eat...
LIEV SCHREIBER I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was ...
LIEV SCHREIBER You can think about your career or you can think about your job. I like to think about my job.
LIEV SCHREIBER If you fall in love with somebody you're working with, fine, but wait till your project is over.
LIEV SCHREIBER You should never ask actors about politics.
LIEV SCHREIBER I didn't think that a career in theater was very realistic so I thought the only thing I could make ...
LIEV SCHREIBER Everyone assumes that novelists are smarter and more interesting. They're generally smarter and more...
LIEV SCHREIBER I really don't think there is anybody in the business with better eyes than Elijah Wood.
LIEV SCHREIBER I manage to hide in my movies.
LIEV SCHREIBER I was a writer. I just wasn't a very good one. I was lucky enough to have a playwriting teacher who ...
LIEV SCHREIBER My publicist told me not to talk about politics but, yes, I think we have a president who stole the ...
LIEV SCHREIBER It was incredibly cathartic after spending eight hours in an editing room being frustrated by the fi...
LIEV SCHREIBER I think it's really, really important to mix it up as an actor, to try to get as much kind of va...
LIEV SCHREIBER He has an incredible work ethic. He is driven for success and he has his priorities straight. It sho...
DOUG SCHREIBER I really never thought I was that good at film. And honestly still don't. My strength is languag...
LIEV SCHREIBER Human beings are like the screwed-up children of alcoholic parents in that way, picking up the piece...
JOE SCHREIBER Hell had been his Vietnam. It had stamped its mark on him for all eternity, and no amount of denial ...
JOE SCHREIBER I was out of my head. I was really frantic, ... I guess I was always under the misconception that a ...
LIEV SCHREIBER It's similar meat and potatoes but different seasoning. The new fund is much smaller ... and that pr...
JOHN SCHREIBER [Alex's grandfather in] Illuminated, ... is a survivor through and through who carries a very dark s...
LIEV SCHREIBER Yes they are going to face vigorous antitrust litigation and I expect it to go on for a number of ye...
ESTHER SCHREIBER There's the private persona and the public persona and the two shall never meet.
LIEV SCHREIBER I have Slavic fat pads that make me look like a chipmunk and arched predatory eyebrows. With that, y...
LIEV SCHREIBER I'm someone who started in the theater and really couldn't stand repeating the show. My favo...
LIEV SCHREIBER I spoke to (director/historian Peter) Bogdanovich, who knew him personally,
LIEV SCHREIBER I was a writer. I just wasn't a very good one. I was lucky enough to have a playwriting teacher ...
LIEV SCHREIBER I find old women at weddings and funerals attractive; I have this weird mortality thing.
LIEV SCHREIBER Hamlet is a remarkably easy role. Physically it's hard because it tends to be about three hours long...
LIEV SCHREIBER The worst bar fights I ever saw were in London. I saw a guy break a pint glass in another guy's ...
LIEV SCHREIBER I will take this team whenever we have our backs up against a wall. I was proud of how we fought rea...
DOUG SCHREIBER I just don't like giving stuff away. I am not taking anything away from Ball State, we just did not ...
DOUG SCHREIBER In the last two games, we made a conscious effort to hit line drives. The guys did a little better j...
DOUG SCHREIBER You have got to win the mid-week and non-conference games if you want to make it to the post season....
DOUG SCHREIBER Today was a big game because I told the guys we either were winning the series or settling for a tie...
DOUG SCHREIBER We were very accepting today. They helped us. Their pitcher threw a phenomenal game. He's really goo...
DOUG SCHREIBER Through our first five games, we have seen four or five possible All-Americans. Our defense has been...
DOUG SCHREIBER Our key players will need to make key plays. It will be a test for our pitching staff and defense to...
DOUG SCHREIBER There is no reason why we shouldn't work on some of those little things. They can add up and give yo...
DOUG SCHREIBER It's not a perfect situation. The turf is hard. So, we try to keep pounding down to a minimum as far...
DOUG SCHREIBER I really feel that sports at this level prepares the kids for the trials they're going to face in li...
DAN SCHREIBER This year, the win and loss record (7-9 league, 8-17 over all) doesn't really show a true picture of...
DAN SCHREIBER It really was a good game. I wish they could all be this exciting.
DAN SCHREIBER Saying we're never going to play on Friday night again? Absolutely not.
DAN SCHREIBER I think we played well and I know we're capable of playing better. And we still have about four week...
DAN SCHREIBER Everyone says villains are thankless parts, but those are really the best roles.
LIEV SCHREIBER They have a new coach and a new system. Their kids always play hard and we expect them to be up for ...
ERIC SCHREIBER I think what's really amazing is this is the kind of growth they're showing without a new product cy...
ESTHER SCHREIBER I do not see any dark clouds on the horizon for Microsoft. I think it's straight shooting, straight ...
ESTHER SCHREIBER The stock is down because people are concerned about Asia and the company did the right thing to hig...
ESTHER SCHREIBER I don't necessarily think as a station owner we're looking at it as a return on investment. I hope f...
ERIC SCHREIBER Our defense has played very well. We gave up one big play to Shelbyville and one big play to Jenning...
ERIC SCHREIBER We need to do the same things we have been doing. It will take the same effort to beat Rushville.
ERIC SCHREIBER It's the benefit of being able to . . . serve your family a home-cooked meal any day of the week eve...
KRISTINE SCHREIBER The main purpose is to prevent freezer burn, and a lot of people are using it when buying in bulk.
KRISTINE SCHREIBER It is so much more threatening to have something out of hand than to believe that at any moment I ca...
FLORA RHETA SCHREIBER It was a flash of eureka.
STUART L. SCHREIBER It all made sense — terrible sense. The panic she had experienced in the warehouse district becaus...
FLORA RHETA SCHREIBER i have no point in procrastinating any longer..
FLORA RHETA SCHREIBER After writing the letter Sybil lost almost two days. "Coming to," she stumbled across what she had w...
FLORA RHETA SCHREIBER Well, it would have been easier if it were put on. But the only ruse of which I'm guilty is t...
FLORA RHETA SCHREIBER I'll tell you, being involved in human space flight, it is an emotional endeavor. I think it bri...
ELLEN OCHOA My process is messy and non-linear, full of false starts, fidgets, and errands that I suddenly need ...
ELLEN KLAGES There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life ...
ELLEN GOODMAN I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we...
ELLEN DEGENERES You've got a movie where the pro-choice family gives their daughter no choice. The pro-life fami...
ELLEN BARKIN I love Fayetteville. I like hills and vistas and hardworking people and fighting snow in winter and ...
ELLEN GILCHRIST My heart goes out to victims and survivors of the Hurricane Katrina tragedy and to their families. T...
ELLEN TAUSCHER I go to a lot of plays. I tend to prefer the off-Broadway and off-off-Broadway more than the Broadwa...
ELLEN CHENOWETH I hate how box-office failures are blamed on an actress, yet I don't see a box-office failure bl...
ELLEN PAGE With code, what it means is what it does. It doesn't express, not really. It's a very bounde...
ELLEN ULLMAN What are your drawn to?"
...
"Language, Words, No, not teaching. Perhaps one day I'll writ...
ELLEN SUSSMAN I would love for the world to be happier.
ELLEN DEGENERES I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that's ever happened to me...
ELLEN DEGENERES So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying i...
ELLEN DEGENERES If you're going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wan...
ELLEN DEGENERES The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think peop...
ELLEN DEGENERES Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
ELLEN DEGENERES Gabriel Byrne is an extraordinary human being. We have two extraordinary kids and we work at it. We ...
ELLEN BARKIN I had a blog where I tried to be transparent while giving away nothing. I tweeted and Facebooked bad...
ELLEN POTTER Human thinking can skip over a great deal, leap over small misunderstandings, can contain ifs and bu...
ELLEN ULLMAN Education must be based on the certainty that faults cannot be atoned for or blotted out, but must a...
ELLEN KEY Having your work honored nationally is a great morale booster.
ELLEN GILCHRIST Innocence eroded into nightmare.
All because of very bad touch.
Love, corrupted.
ELLEN HOPKINS I'm not limited by my gender, and I don't think anyone else should be either. Because I am t...
ELLEN BARKIN EMILY's List members are deeply committed to electing pro-choice Democratic women whom we trust ...
ELLEN MALCOLM And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happe...
ELLEN DEGENERES If you’ve managed to do one good thing,
the ocean doesn’t care.
But when Newton’s ap...
ELLEN BASS Forever has no meaning when you're living in the moment.
ELLEN HOPKINS Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
ELLEN DEGENERES The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens....
ELLEN DEGENERES We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with eac...
ELLEN GOODMAN to love life, to love it even
when you have no stomach for it
and everything you've held d...
ELLEN BASS I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I...
ELLEN DEGENERES Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual....
ELLEN DEGENERES Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear a...
ELLEN DEGENERES Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should reali...
ELLEN DEGENERES It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
ELLEN DEGENERES If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
ELLEN DEGENERES If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birt...
ELLEN DEGENERES You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and sl...
ELLEN DEGENERES Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
ELLEN DEGENERES Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
Yes.
Yes.
No.
One time in high school. ELLEN DEGENERES Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help som...
ELLEN DEGENERES Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim thr...
ELLEN DEGENERES The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yours...
ELLEN DEGENERES So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless y...
ELLEN DEGENERES Who's to say what's better or worse anyway? Who's to even say what's normal or average? We're all di...
ELLEN DEGENERES Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't ev...
ELLEN DEGENERES Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also ha...
ELLEN DEGENERES Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for brea...
ELLEN DEGENERES I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clappin...
ELLEN DEGENERES I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and...
ELLEN DEGENERES It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
ELLEN DEGENERES It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
ELLEN DEGENERES Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neigh...
ELLEN DEGENERES What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we ...
ELLEN DEGENERES True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is ab...
ELLEN DEGENERES Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
ELLEN DEGENERES When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when...
ELLEN DEGENERES My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the c...
ELLEN DEGENERES Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if peo...
ELLEN DEGENERES This time when we kiss, I feel it in the pit of my stomach, I feel it in my heart. And I realize lov...
ELLEN HOPKINS If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should u...
ELLEN DEGENERES I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Girls get screwed.
Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of...
ELLEN HOPKINS When one paints an ideal, one does not need to limit one's imagination.
ELLEN KEY I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no better way than by taking your advice ...
ELLEN GLASGOW Imagination, industry, and intelligence -- the three I s -- are all indispensable to the actress, bu...
ELLEN TERRY Nothing in life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it.
ELLEN GLASGOW The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
ELLEN PARR No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it.
ELLEN GLASGOW For success in training children the first condition is to become as a child oneself, but this means...
ELLEN KEY All philanthropy... is only a savory fumigation burning at the mouth of a sewer. This incense offeri...
ELLEN KEY All change is not growth; all movement is not forward.
ELLEN GLASGOW I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to ...
ELLEN GOODMAN No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern. No idea is so modern that it will not some day...
ELLEN GLASGOW No matter how vital experience might be while you lived it, no sooner was it ended and dead than it ...
ELLEN GLASGOW You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
ELLEN DEGENERES We cannot look at the child who has been raped and offer the theological maxim that God will draw so...
ELLEN VAUGHN Whatever we are waiting for -- peace of mind, contentment, grace, the inner awareness of simple abun...
ELLEN VAUGHN He knows so little and knows it so fluently.
ELLEN GLASGOW Violence commands both literature and life, and violence is always crude and distorted.
ELLEN GLASGOW What do I want to take home from my summer vacation? Time. The wonderful luxury of being at r...
ELLEN GOODMAN Some women like to sit down with trouble as if it were knitting.
ELLEN GLASGOW People tend to remember my performances, not me.
ELLEN BARKIN There
ELLEN GOODMAN He felt with the force of a revelation that to throw up the clods of earth manfully is as beneficent...
ELLEN GLASGOW Corporal punishment is as humiliating for him who gives it as for him who receives it; it is ineffec...
ELLEN KEY Acting is a matter of giving away secrets.
ELLEN BARKIN I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So...
ELLEN DEGENERES Conceit is an insuperable obstacle to all progress.
ELLEN TERRY Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
ELLEN DEGENERES Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams.
ELLEN SIMON Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.
ELLEN GOODMAN I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is c...
ELLEN DEGENERES We are truly indefatigable in providing for the needs of the body, but we starve the soul.
ELLEN WOOD Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
ELLEN GLASGOW Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality.
Ed: No thanks.
ELLEN HERMAN The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.
ELLEN GOODMAN Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that yo...
ELLEN GOODMAN Programming is the art of algorithm design and the craft of debugging errant code.
ELLEN ULLMAN The emancipation of women is practically the greatest egoistic movement of the nineteenth century, a...
ELLEN KEY It's a very hard thing for all of us to accept ourselves at all the different stages - the horri...
ELLEN GREENE The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhar...
ELLEN DEGENERES The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anyb...
ELLEN DEGENERES The review committee has left it to NASA to determine the scope of these alleged incidents.
ELLEN OCHOA It's no stretch to picture me standing next to Al Pacino or Robert De Niro. Those are ethnic New...
ELLEN BARKIN It's about avoiding reality through various escape routes that become addictions and lead to Hel...
ELLEN BURSTYN People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
ELLEN DEGENERES