Rarely don't I get it right,

You did us proud.

No sports, no music, no vice presidents - none of the things I'm good at. I got the French Revolution, which was not very kind to me, being a leftie,

This must be the obscure 'Jeopardy!'

You go on 'Jeopardy!' with the categories you have, not the categories you wish you had,

We have volunteers in 65 to 70 of those departments.