Ranchers can take eight hours of instruction, pay a small certification fee and then just take a felt pen to write your 'N' number on the side of your craft and bingo, you're legal.

My pen is a pistola

All wish to know, but none want to pay the fee

Forty-eight hours to raise $75,000.

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.

I came up with a unique twist on standard instruction techniques and I felt that this would make a really big difference. So I partnered with a couple of filmmakers in Hollywood and we made the DVD.