Race organizers, not wanting to take any chances, plan to set up an auxiliary finish line in Albuquerque, N.M.

We just said, hey, why don't you sign up for this race and sign up for that, and he started doing it.

Heard about the new Oakland Raider fertilizer?

[In an item beneath the headline,] Butter Him Up, ... Who better to lead a football revival at Idaho than the quarterback at Lawrence (Ind.) Central High School - Spud Dick?

It's guaranteed to turn your lawn silver and black, but every once in a blue moon you'll see moss on the grass.

The worst-case scenario I see is a major nuclear arms race unfolding in the Pacific. That's not a forecast, that's a logical train of events.