REDUNDANT, adj. Superfluous; needless; _de trop_.The Sultan said: "There's evidence abundant To prove this unbelieving dog redundant." To whom the Grand Vizier, with mien impressive, Replied: "His head, at least, appears excessive." --Habeeb SuleimanMr. Debs is a redundant citizen. --Theodore Roosevelt
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Related World is abundant.Intellect is redundant. RUSHI PRABHAKAR The phrase "working mother" is redundant JANE SELLMAN To call somebody a Jewish composer is obviously redundant. MITCH LEIGH Love makes words redundant. TAPAN GHOSH It is better to be redundant than remiss. RAIN BOJANGLES In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant. WILL DURST I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it m... BILLY CONNOLLY Belief in what is possible makes the impossible redundant. STEVEN REDHEAD Right now, getting killed would be redundant. CHUCK PALAHNIUK They're redundant in some degree but not entirely. ALLARD BEUTEL If two people always agree, one of them is redundant. BEN BERNANKE Nick plays a corrupt politician, which is kind of a redundant statement. ALAN RUDOLPH The experience of seeing your entire team made redundant is eye-opening. JUDITH MCKENNA Last year we agreed to come back for permission to store fuel. I think this bill is redundant. BRIAN COSGROVE We have enough redundant security measures in place to protect the accuracy of the vote. LANGDON NEAL I was bored. I didn't like the time constraints, and the assignments seemed tedious and redundant. DAYNA KIMBALL If a person lives frugally and acts in a cheap manner, isn't the person living a redundant life? S.HARDER Politicians wanted to mine the Grand Canyon for zinc and copper, and Theodore Roosevelt said, 'N... DOUGLAS BRINKLEY It's completely redundant, This was nothing more than feel-good legislation on the part of extremist... WALTER TEJADA To my ear, the term 'comic novelist' is as redundant and off-putting as the term 'litera... HOWARD JACOBSON Don’t repeat yourself. It’s not only repetitive, it’s redundant, and people have heard it befo... LEMONY SNICKET As a visual storyteller, a lot is learning what to include so you're not being redundant between... NATE POWELL The censor boards are mere redundant forces conspiring to keep the 'bold' films out of reach... ANURAG KASHYAP One trip cock on each end was redundant. We only needed one trip cock per car. CHARLES SEATON There's nothing that would restrict a city from allocating funds to a church or synagogue that faces... MARC SHORT Junk, redundancy, and inefficiency characterize astrophysical signals. It seems they characterize ce... SETH SHOSTAK It is all down to employment law. In the US if you are made redundant three or four times that is no... DAVID LEWIN [Conklin] started out a little slow, but he picked it up at the end. It's redundant, but if you wres... JOHN LANGE My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I ... JEN LANCASTER Every airplane we have has redundant systems, and a protocol of what to do when a pilot suspects the... KEVIN FINAN Consolidating our Allied operations in South Carolina will improve our operating efficiency, elimina... BOB MCDONOUGH I am aware that my musical style is not necessarily to the taste of all of you. I've got a heightene... WENDY CARLOS When you're writing in big block paragraphs, you can afford to have a redundant sentence now and... ANTHONY MARRA Unlike Marvel, we are not setting up redundant organizations for expertise that exists. We will trac... DIANE NELSON All of us have heard the concerns voiced by the business community regarding the problem of redundan... ALLAN BENSE I don't know, I feel like as time has gone on, hip-hop has become really redundant and repetitiv... ANGEL HAZE Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'He... TELLER It was a very sequential, very redundant process. And we found through Operation Iraqi Freedom and O... JAY BURDON Businesses that rely on their connections have long pursued redundant networks. Our network, because... JEREMY MALLI You probably have to have redundant levee systems with canals in between them, like the Dutch have, ... BILLY TAUZIN Theodore Roosevelt said Do what you can, with what you have, right where you
are. This is great advi... BRIAN TRACY The DD460 is a disk full system packaged as an NAS target for backup software. Inside that box is ou... FRANK SLOOTMAN After a thorough analysis of Data Centers in the Charlotte market, we selected Hosted Solutions for ... DON WHITE After a thorough analysis of data centers in the Charlotte market, we selected Hosted Solutions for ... DON WHITE [People redundancy is another thing companies often forget.] You need people in redundant locations,... FRED COHEN But when you get to a song, not only do you have to do a vocal melody, you have to write words and n... GLENN DANZIG It [I'm leaving] wasn't really necessary to say, especially if you were already walking away. Almost... SARAH DESSEN The generator in question was a spare, auxiliary system. Putting the tram online is not contingent u... CATHERINE JOHNSON He was very impressed with Theodore Roosevelt, and Teddy Roosevelt used to say 'you have to get into... EVELYN FOX Adjustments are being done through normal performance management, identification of overlapping or r... GREG EDEN If you give money to poor guy he knows how to spend them, so if you have money which are redundant g... DEYTH BANGER Can I buy you a drink when you get off?" "I don't drink. Alcohol is bad for my legs." ERIC JEROME DICKEY There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” ~ Ambrose ... J.J. MCAVOY I think it starts to feel really redundant when you start to do something the same way over and over... BRIE LARSON It's nearly redundant to enumerate the reasons The Beatles are important. There are probably dif... TODD RUNDGREN The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is continually reviewing its safety plan for the 100-plus operatin... JOE BARTON With a thriller, you're going to have your red herrings, as different suspects are thrown up as ... MARTIN HENDERSON When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER I'm not going to be naive and tell you if we have an extremely devastating earthquake, there's not g... ERIC LAMOUREUX The government here is entirely in the hands of the army. The Grand Signor [Ottoman Sultan], with al... MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU I think that all services will have downtime. No matter how much you prepare, have redundant systems... MATT MULLENWEG Theodore Roosevelt had drawn public attention to his attractive family in order to create a bond wit... ROBERT DALLEK I feel like a Bull Moose.
- Theodore Roosevelt, THEODORE ROOSEVELT No formal course in fiction-writing can equal a close and observant perusal of the stories of Edgar ... H. P. LOVECRAFT I believe that good investors are successful not because of their IQ, but because they have an inves... STANLEY DRUCKENMILLER The good thing about a bad memory is that it lessens one's perception of redundancy. RAIN BOJANGLES We presented the union members with an improved offer on Thursday that we believe is a very good off... BILL PLUNKETT So spake the enemy of mankind, enclosed In serpent, inmate bad! and toward Eve Addressed h... JOHN MILTON The Traveler and His Dog
A Traveler about to set out on a journey saw his Dog stand at the door stre... AESOP Up until Prohibition, an apple grown in America was far less likely to be eaten than to wind up in a... MICHAEL POLLAN Teddy Roosevelt had handpicked Taft as his successor, and when Teddy Roosevelt tells you to do somet... DANIEL O'BRIEN Ridicule is one of the favorite weapons of wickedness, and it is sometimes incomprehensible how good... THEODORE ROOSEVELT Right here let me make as vigorous a plea as I know how in favor of saying nothing that we do not me... THEODORE ROOSEVELT Without question, students need to practice, review, and drill skills, but they should do so only in... HEIDI HAYES JACOBS When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." - Theodore Roosevelt THEODORE ROOSEVELT Reading Edmund Morris's 'Colonel Roosevelt' is a rewarding journey, as it must also have... FRED KAPLAN Life is Ambition, not for Survive but for Be Better each second, for Superate your Records and to Ge... FERNANDO GONZáLEZ Y LOZANO To the conservation community, this is sacred ground. This is where the whole concept of conservatio... LOWELL BAIER ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution."My accountability, bear in mind," Said the Grand Vizier: "... AMBROSE BIERCE The specific chore that we're undertaking at the moment is taking the routes of the existing systems... CAROL PATTERSON Theodore Roosevelt had been enthralled with the idea of Texas since 1883, when he arrived in the Dak... DOUGLAS BRINKLEY With a true masterpiece, there are no words required. Discourse is rendered redundant. That's why th... JACQUELINE WINSPEAR He was at a car repair shop owned by one of his friends at the time, attempting to get rid of the ev... LU XIANGJUN Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... Based on evidence at the scene, indications are that this death appears to be a suicide. DEBBIE CARTER CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another. When Zeno was told t... AMBROSE BIERCE A man who will steal for me will steal from me." Theodore Roosevelt, dismissing on the spot one of h... DAVID MCCULLOUGH If you live in free countries, you don't have to spend all your life arguing about freedom becau... SALMAN RUSHDIE Books are the ammunition of life. THEODORE ROOSEVELT Yet there was no doubt that Theodore Roosevelt was peculiarly qualified to be President of all the p... EDMUND MORRIS The men with the muck-rake are often indispensable to the
well-being of society, but only if they k... THEODORE ROOSEVELT The United States has a long tradition of preserving the all-American outdoor experience, dating bac... SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS It is often said, mainly by the 'no-contests', that although there is no positive evidence for the e... RICHARD DAWKINS I was always cutting dialogue out when we were rehearsing, and when I produced movies, too. I felt t... DONNA MILLS I have, as it were, constructed a lay-figure for the purposes of a demonstration which I desired to ... SIGMUND FREUD The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK My name is Jasmine Lewis, and this is my story. It’s a cautionary tale about money, sex, and power... TERESA LO Then you've made the only choice. But there's a penalty attached, as there is to most things you wan... MARGARET MITCHELL
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