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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?
DENNIS MILLER You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
DENNIS MILLER [Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel]
I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you ...
DAVID SCHWIMMER It reminds me of Miami when I was growing up in the 1950s. They've got grocery stores that make a 7-...
BILLY BOWMAN [Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel] I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn'...
DAVID SCHWIMMER People always ask me
"Son what does it take
To reach out and touch your dreams?"
To t...
TIM MCGRAW 7 Effective Ways to Make Others Feel Important

1. Use their name.
2. Express sincer...
ROY T. BENNETT You can't spend his money if you're dead."

"I'll acquire expensive habits in the afterli...
LEIGH BARDUGO Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS Distance yourself from people who:
1. Disrespect you
2. Mistreat others
3. Are abusiv...
GERMANY KENT Okay… This looks bad.

You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. ...
MATT FRACTION Most people are fine with fine
and okay with okay.
If you want to be the best you
can...
DOMONIQUE BERTOLUCCI Okay," Annabeth said. "What exactly do you smell?"
"Something bad," Tyson answered.
"Great...
RICK RIORDAN I asked the Zebra,
are you black with white stripes?
Or white with black stripes?
...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Okay, we get it, Jodi-with-an-i,” I said, smiling pleasantly up at her. “You have an adorable so...
KRISTAN HIGGINS Devereaux is going with our pitch.”
“Hey, that’s just great,” I said superperkily. “W...
MARIAN KEYES It's important to go with the flow. If you go to a restaurant in Spain at 7 p.m., that's bad news. T...
RICK STEVES I asked the zebra,
Are you black with white strips?
Or white with black strips?
And the zeb...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN I left the Shire,
got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s
and became a Vampire;
Because Winter i...
VARIOUS In time she said, "I love you, Oddie."
My voice was thick when I replied. "I love you more than...
DEAN KOONTZ Do not start me on The Da Vinci Code ... a novel so bad that it gives bad novels a bad name."...
SALMAN RUSHDIE When I wake up in the afternoon
Which it pleases me to do
Don't nobody bring me no bad new...
CHARLIE SMALLS Ah, yes! I wrote the 'Purple Cow'
I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow, FRANK GELETT BURGESS Are you okay?”
“Yeah.”
“Good,” she said, “because if you fall off a skyscrap...
JOEL N. ROSS SWAT? For me?" Still trembling, one hand clung to the ambulance gurney, the other held a massive ste...
MORANA BLUE Okay. I’m ready to move onto something else, like practicing with knives or defense against the da...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT I got an A on the third quiz in American history,
an A,
dammit.
Last time I got a ...
THALIA CHALTAS Please be SILENT and LISTEN.
I am the SCHOOLMASTER
and you are in the CLASSROOM.
Just...
PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH What would you do if I died?
If you died I would want to die too.
So you could be with me?...
CORMAC MCCARTHY Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.
Dr. Leeds: Now, do you sing to him?
Miranda: Only if he'...
CYNTHIA NIXON He responded a few minutes later.

Okay.

I wrote back.

Okay.
JOHN GREEN I mean, if you're gonna
purposely lose your mind,
you want to get it back some
day....
ELLEN HOPKINS What about Gale?"
"He's not a bad kisser either," I say shortly.
"And it was okay with bo...
SUZANNE COLLINS Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.”

“You? A Princess Brid...
JIM BUTCHER So ask me if I am alright.
'I’m fine; I’m always fine.'
You see this look in my eyes.<...
EMMA ROSE KRAUS Okay?
Okay.
JOHN GREEN Okay?"
"Okay.
JOHN GREEN Is it a very wicked place?" I asked, more for the sake of saying something than for information.
CHARLES DICKENS You look like you belong in a bad comic book,” I told him cheerfully.
----------------------<...
ALYXANDRA HARVEY She nods. "We have five knives, two guns, and a big hole."
I look up into her innocent blue eye...
BECKIE STEVENSON Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower?

Of course not. Don't be silly.

Eve...
BILL WATTERSON Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, a...
ANONYMOUS You're remarkably judgmental.'

'What's the point in having a mind if you don't use it to ...
SARAH J. MAAS But you, fine sir." John Miller clapped Dexter on the shoulder, a bit unsteadily. "You have problems...
SARAH DESSEN Hazel frowned. "Why that one?"

"You don't see the ghost?" Frank asked.

"Ghost?...
RICK RIORDAN I think if you stop bad habits, and you stop long enough, you develop good habits.
JORDAN KNIGHT If you're sloppy, that's just fine.
If you're moody, I won't mind.
If you're fat, that's f...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "...
BRIDGET ZINN Well I got a bad liver and broken heart,
yeah,I drunk me a river since you
tore me apart
TOM WAITS I’m passing the bar
Where you first got in my car
I’m not ashamed to admit
Tha...
CRYSTAL WOODS Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.
STEVE KLUGER If you think you're beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you'd like to w...
WALTER D. WINTLE 7 things negative people will do to you. They will...
1. Demean your value;
2. Destroy yo...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR A sage traveling all day
is never far from the supplies in his cart,
and however spectacul...
LAO TZU I know you're feeling worried,
But I promise I'm okay.
You think I'm missing all the fun,<...
MARGO T. ROSE No food is edible, if you don’t feel like eating
Standing is incredible, if you hate sitting
MUNIA KHAN I heard you were a player , okay , lets play a game.

We'll flirt, play fights, talk 24/7,...
LYLA TYELA BELIKOV 7 Rules to a Happy Life:

1. Be humble
2. Don’t worry
3. Don't settle for les...
GERMANY KENT Tell me about Raffe."
Nothing.
"okay. Let's practice fighting," I said in an enthusiastic ...
SUSAN EE okay ..!
okay <3
JOHN GREEN There's a right thing to do," Holden said.
"You don't have a right thing, friend," Miller said....
JAMES S.A. COREY Charlie?'
'Uh-huh?'
'Do you like me?'
'Uh-huh.'
'You know what I mean?'
'Uh...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Note and Quote to Self – What you think, say and do!

Your life mainly consists of 3 thi...
ALLAN RUFUS It's not as simple or clear-cut as healthy versus unhealthy. However, [donated food] reflects what o...
BILL EWING If I was having a bad day, eating was like self-medicating. But if you abuse food, you still have to...
AL ROKER It's going to be okay.
Right.
Because I love you.
Is that why?
It is, actually.
RAINBOW ROWELL It's okay if you're crazy," he said softly.
"You don't even know-"
"I don't have to know,...
RAINBOW ROWELL I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!'

Why not a bumper s...
CELIA RIVENBARK You be as angry as you need to be," she said. "Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Not your grandma...
PATRICK NESS I had an accident."

"That seemes to happen a lot."

"It wasn't my fault."
...
RICHELLE MEAD C’mon,” he said. “One foot in front of the other. You know how it’s done”
“You’re...
LEIGH BARDUGO You okay?"
"Fine."
"Your heart's beating really fast."
"Gee, thanks. That's very comf...
RACHEL CAINE You start dying slowly
if you do not travel,
if you do not read,
If you do not lis...
MARTHA MEDEIROS What did the Faerie that attacked you look like?"
"Super creepy. Ripped jeans, weird tattoos, b...
LESLEY LIVINGSTON The 7 Steps to Transformation:
1. Dream it.
2. Envision it.
3. Think it.
4. Grow...
GERMANY KENT You can't
assume i'm
in bad shape
just because
i've run out of
the energy t...
CURTIS TYRONE JONES If you think you are beaten, you are
If you think you dare not, you don't,
If you like to ...
WALTER D. WINTLE Don't leave your car running while you run into a 7-Eleven to get a coffee.
FRANK SCAFIDI Now, Watson,” said Holmes, as a tall dog-cart dashed up through the gloom, throwing out two golden...
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE You can’t be a bad girl, unless you actually do something bad."

-Megan Barnett
E. VAN LOWE Not fair! Okay, what's the record? How many times?
If you can count them, he didn't drop you ou...
J.D. ROBB Real mothers don't just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited ...
JODI PICOULT Who are you, Hayes Campbell?”
He smiled, his hands burrowing in his pockets. “I’m your b...
ROBINNE LEE Tucker: Is it okay to kiss you?

Clara: What?

Tucker: I won't get struck by lig...
CYNTHIA HAND ...This is Detective Miller. He died when Eros hit Venus and now he's a puppet of the protomolecule....
JAMES S.A. COREY I stopped going to therapy
because I knew my therapist was right
and I wanted to keep bein...
CLEMENTINE VON RADICS Cute? You think he's cute? What's cute about him?
...
Well, yes. He's got that smile, that...
CHRISTINE FEEHAN What's the point in having a mind if you don't use it to make judgements?"

"What's the po...
SARAH J. MAAS We're enveloped in pitch black. "Wait here," I whisper.
"Are you getting your ax?"
"Handcu...
STEPHANIE PERKINS Lena, listen to me, okay? We don't have much more time here. You are in love. I've never seen anythi...
ANN BRASHARES I showed him the Post-it. “You see They’re from Lily.”

“Who’s Lily?”
DAVID LEVITHAN It's going to be okay," Park said.

She nodded. "Right."

"Because I love you."<...
RAINBOW ROWELL Spilling a Secret

What its size,
will have varying
consequences. It’s not ...
ELLEN HOPKINS Watching your moves is like going 24/7 in one room out of freedom just watching when you are going t...
DEYTH BANGER Isn't Glen an accountant? We're all frugal." These days, by necessity.

"You might be fru...
STEPHANIE BOND Your beliefs become your thoughts,
Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become yo...
MAHATMA GANDHI The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in.

Sophie: "Okay, do you guys fee...
RACHEL HAWKINS Shepherd Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um... W...
BEN EDLUND 7 keys to getting more things done:
1 start
2 dont make excuses
3 celebrate small s...
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DENNIS PRAGER The fact is that, except for those very few whose wealth is overwhelmingly or entirely inherited, th...
DENNIS PRAGER For the Left, affluence is won, not earned.
DENNIS PRAGER Once enough Americans reacquaint themselves with Americanism, we should promote it to all countries ...
DENNIS PRAGER My buddies are like, 'You live the most amazing life!' Well, I'm working like a dog. I c...
DENNIS CROWLEY Since neither black animosity nor the Left's falsehood of 'racial tensions' is based on ...
DENNIS PRAGER Once one understands that 'racial tensions' is a euphemism for a black animosity toward whit...
DENNIS PRAGER I have never written that there is a threat of fascism in America. I always considered the idea over...
DENNIS PRAGER We owe our troops more than rhetoric; we owe them a real plan. The Administration has yet to put for...
DENNIS CARDOZA Our two biggest rivals had adjusted their whole season to this one aim of beating us. Of course, it ...
DENNIS BERGKAMP I've been busy for years, buying land, often under pseudonyms, and planting trees on it. All the...
FELIX DENNIS When I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses.
DENNIS WEAVER What is negotiation but the accumulation of small lies leading to advantage?
FELIX DENNIS There have been huge Muslim demonstrations against cartoons depicting Muhammad and any other perceiv...
DENNIS PRAGER I learned a lot I wouldn't have learned roaming the streets of Dallas.
DENNIS RODMAN Poetry is plucking at the heartstrings, and making music with them.
DENNIS GABOR Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is ...
DENNIS PRAGER People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.
FELIX DENNIS Whatever feminists may say about their only advocating choices, everyone knows the truth: Feminism r...
DENNIS PRAGER Yet, while producing increasingly selfish people, the mantra of the Left, and therefore of the unive...
DENNIS PRAGER With the demise of the biblical religions that have provided the American people with their core val...
DENNIS PRAGER Corruption is Africa's greatest problem. Not poverty. Not lack of riches. Not racism.
DENNIS PRAGER There was a time when liberalism was identified with anti-Communism. But the Vietnam War led liberal...
DENNIS PRAGER In the biblical worldview, the purpose of all creation is to benefit man. This anthropocentric view ...
DENNIS PRAGER When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism ...
DENNIS PRAGER For some reason, the evolutionists have not come up with an evolution-based explanation for why huma...
DENNIS PRAGER The essence of the Hebrew Bible, transmitted by Christianity, is separation: between life and death,...
DENNIS PRAGER Of all the characteristics needed for both a happy and morally decent life, none surpasses gratitude...
DENNIS PRAGER Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating the Jewish state. It runs a theocratic t...
DENNIS PRAGER There is no limit to suffering human beings have been willing to inflict on others, no matter how in...
DENNIS PRAGER If your religion doesn't teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse ...
DENNIS PRAGER There's a lot more power in calm than in vituperation.
DENNIS PRAGER For the Left, tolerance does not mean tolerance. It means first, acceptance. And second, celebration...
DENNIS PRAGER Complaining not only ruins everybody else's day, it ruins the complainer's day, too. The mor...
DENNIS PRAGER As you get older and wiser you realize that when people are given anything without having to earn it...
DENNIS PRAGER This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
DENNIS RODMAN I think first impressions are important when you pick up a script.
DENNIS FARINA Rather than dividing the world between good and evil, the Left divided the world in terms of economi...
DENNIS PRAGER Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or...
DENNIS CROWLEY Coming back to a television series puts you back in the limelight and gives you a platform for your ...
DENNIS WEAVER If we had a hydrogen economy worldwide, every nation on earth could create its own energy source to ...
DENNIS WEAVER We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up...
DENNIS WEAVER I feel responsible; I feel I've got to do something that will leave the kids a place where they ...
DENNIS WEAVER When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done!
DENNIS WEAVER