Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.
Crystal Woods
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have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.
LEWIS CARROLL Run mad as often as you choose, but do not faint!
JANE AUSTEN Run mad as often as you choose but do not faint
JANE AUSTEN When you get really mad, you often have very large cardiovascular responses.
DR. JENNIFER LERNER He is mad about being small when you were big, but no, that's not it, he is mad about being helpless...
DONALD BARTHELME Maybe thats what hell is. You go mad, and all your demonds come and get you just as fast as you can ...
ANNE RICE All my life, people have asked me what I was so mad about. 'Why you so mad?' And I was never...
M. C. GAINEY You have certain writing tools but generally creating something from nothing makes one quite mad and...
BARRY MANN I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
ANONYMOUS I loved making you mad," he says to me, his eyes wicked. "I love making you mad.
TAHEREH MAFI Friends that care for you will often make you mad to get you in the right path but those that don’...
EDGAR BARRON Mad Cows and Mad Pigs and Mad Fish say it is not 'you are what you eat' but
that we become whom we e...
O ANNA NIEMUS I tend to lose myself often. To which me gets mad at I for.
CHELSEA R. BLUES Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR. Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES I love you.’ ‘You’re mad!’ ‘That I am. But I still love you.
AMISH TRIPATHI I will speak of love
until you go mad
and join me
in my mad worship
of love.
KAMAND KOJOURI when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
NEIL LECKMAN You have become my own personal demon. You haunt me, tempt me, drive me mad with wanting you, and I ...
KRISTINA DOUGLAS Mad About You.
BRENT SPINER I hate alarms. If they go off I get really tetchy. I hate them. They just get me going, I'm hype...
KIRSTY GALLACHER The point is, you see," said Ford, "that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yo...
DOUGLAS ADAMS 'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Ca...
LEWIS CARROLL But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat...
LEWIS CARROLL There is nothing new about, that we do that quite often.
ALEXEI MISHIN I love you all, but you're all f*****g mad!
OZZY OSBOURNE 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: ...
LEWIS CARROLL But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said t...
LEWIS CARROLL My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad...
LEE RYAN Pubs aren't health clubs. To me, we're creating a suburban dreariness that would drive me mad.
DAVID HOCKNEY Whether others love you depends on many variables and often uncontrollable; but whether you can love...
PETER SAYSOMPHANE The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll te...
ALICE IN WONDERLAND i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD There was only present, and it was infinite. The past and the future were just blinders we wore so t...
LAINI TAYLOR Base stealers are often considered their own breed: reckless, egocentric, even a touch mad.
DAVID GRANN Quite often you hear people say, 'What about separation of church and state?' There is no su...
DAN SEVERSON The thing is that love gives us a ringside seat on somebody else's flaws, so of course you'r...
ALAIN DE BOTTON A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that pe...
ANDREW SOLOMON Why are you mad at me?
FRANK HERBERT The use of mind is more often than heart in many persons' life. Thats the problem they face often an...
ANUJ SOMANY 'But I dont want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you cant help that,' said the...
LEWIS CARROLL I both love and do not love; and am mad and not mad.
ANACREON You know it's when like you parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts...
STEPHEN "STEVE-O" GLOVER Be very careful about the goals you set because quite often you achieve them.
THOMAS J. POWELL There's always the influence of music, film, art and the other things that drive me. I'm usu...
ADAM JONES It makes me extremely mad. This is just a building, but it's the building where you come to worship ...
CINDY JOLLEY In thinking about it, the villains often have a little bit more range because their morality is diff...
MAHERSHALA ALI More often than not, what you open, unwrap and install on your hard drive is not what you were told ...
CURT SCHILLING I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society the mad were often allowe...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always ...
DICK CAVETT Some say that you should turn your face from the light of the moon. They say it makes you mad.
...
DAVID ALMOND That showed me frustration right there. He was mad and tired. He was beat. You could see it clearly.
DARREN COLLISON i know i'll often stop and think about them // in my life i love you more
THE BEATLES Most of the things people worry about never happens! If you unworry more often, you will succeed mor...
PATRICK DRIESSEN You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darling ...
NIALL HORAN I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active...
BRIAN TRACY I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active....
BRIAN TRACY When I was 10, I knew there was something different about me. Everyone was football-mad, but I just ...
BRUNO TONIOLI If you care about something enough, it’s going to make you cry. But you have to use it. Use your t...
SHERMAN ALEXIE I just love crazy people like this,' Murphy said. 'Jack Kerouac people. Mad to live, mad to die, tha...
JODI LYNN ANDERSON Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em...
ROBERT PENN WARREN It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get i...
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it...
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more
chances, Be more a...
BRIAN TRACY Often is the worst of you that makes the best of you
THABISO MONKOE If someone's different from you and it scares you or makes you mad, that's God telling you to take a...
CHRIS CRUTCHER The best people are always the worst. They drive everyone mad by being so good at second-guessing ev...
CRISS JAMI You have to be mad in the language you're mad in.
CHRIS CRUTCHER You’re mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people a...
LEWIS CARROLL People want to help me. They want the best for me. I always say thank you to people when they try th...
PABLO SANDOVAL A mad who knows that he is mad is not fully mad!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN "But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We'...
LEWIS CARROLL But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We'r...
LEWIS CARROLL I think you can only be truly mad at someone you really love.
E.L. JAMES And I love the twist. I love to fool you once, I love to fool you twice, and on the very last page, ...
HARLAN COBEN Explain yourself when it is a must, but sometimes, in life, keep quit when people think you are mad ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I wasn't allowed to leave Romania. That made me mad. You just want your freedom. You want your s...
NADIA COMANECI Mad Rogan: "Resistance is futile."
Nevada: "You are not assimilating me!
ILONA ANDREWS I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more act...
BRIAN TRACY Hitch is Hitch and you just have to let him go, he gets mad.
JOE SAKIC i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL I find all that slightly destructive but mad love alluring.
SIENNA MILLER Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and yo...
JACK KEROUAC When you see a team more often, and the players see you more often, you build up credibility, ... Bu...
NATIONAL LEAGUE That scared me. But he does so much for us, playing almost 40 minutes, that you can't be mad.
JOSH DOLLARD I was mad, real mad that he called stalling, and I just wanted to win.
RAY WILLETTE I'm sorry, but please don't be mad at me for reliving all of it. History is all you left me.
ADAM SILVERA Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
ANON. Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
ANONYMOUS Love is friendship gone mad.
JILLIAN DODD Now this is the point. You fancy me a mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You sho...
EDGAR ALLAN POE Being in a minority, even in a minority of one, did not make you mad. There was truth and there was ...
GEORGE ORWELL i can go on all day pretending to be happy an fooling the world and leave you wondiring when im gone...
AMBER FAITH HUN I was mad of course and still am, but harmless, I passed for harmless, that's a good one. Not of cou...
SAMUEL BECKETT Business is still more often about whom you know, not what you know.
ALEJANDRO CREMADES Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ...
JASPER FFORDE It's a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM
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BILLY CRYSTAL It hasn't been a problem with Ben, I think we worked together very well, we don't have rows.
DAVID CRYSTAL We have some good images of the suspect. We just haven't been able to ID who he is.
CRYSTAL CANDY I could have done a lot more if I had the money. We really did a minimal campaign compared to some o...
CRYSTAL KENNEDY It seems like a minimal time commitment, but it makes a big difference to the children.
CRYSTAL DAVIS She challenges me, and at the same time, I challenge her, ... She's making me better. She's one of t...
CRYSTAL SMITH This device was powerful enough that they felt the thud a mile or two away.
CRYSTAL CANDY It'd be great to play Ohio State again. They beat us last year and knocked us out.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I knew it was between us and Ohio State once I saw Tennessee was in, but it just didn't go our way.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I was the first to say we got the monkey off our backs. Everybody was really happy about that win.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE They will have the revenge factor going for them so we know we're going to have to bring our A game ...
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE It's a new game so we're not looking at what happened in the past.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE We got here really fast.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE It wasn't one of my best games.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I consider those kind of like misses. I wasn't really paying attention.
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE I think we came out really well. We were intense, played great defense and I think we did a good job...
CRYSTAL LANGHORNE You're either in it for the long haul or you're not.
CRYSTAL GAYLE I have a lot of love and respect for Melissa Etheridge. I love Joe Cocker, Ray LaMontagne, Feist.
CRYSTAL BOWERSOX I have performed my one-man show '700 Sundays' over 400 times now. There were only two times...
BILLY CRYSTAL Nothing takes the sting out of these tough economic times like watching a bunch of millionaires givi...
BILLY CRYSTAL Although many texters enjoy breaking linguistic rules, they also know they need to be understood.
DAVID CRYSTAL The story of English spelling is the story of thousands of people - some well-known, most totally un...
DAVID CRYSTAL Since I got into the movies, 'Running Scared,' that did $40 million. 'Princess Bride,...
BILLY CRYSTAL To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, wi...
BILLY CRYSTAL I went to my first game May 30, 1956, and Mantle was in the beginnings of his Triple Crown season. A...
BILLY CRYSTAL Something special for him but also to show the community that this was a marine who was proud to ser...
CRYSTAL MERILLAT Likewise, there is no evidence that texting teaches people to spell badly: rather, research shows th...
DAVID CRYSTAL Everybody is OK, but since it is a deputy who is involved and we have shots fired, we have to do a f...
CRYSTAL CANDY When we drove up to the cemetery that night, it was just like he had been killed all over again.
CRYSTAL MERILLAT Certainly this is a public affairs school, and he's a former president, but I think he really excite...
CRYSTAL JONES She tore the ACL in January, and was back in the team camp in June. That was an inspiration to the o...
CRYSTAL WILLIAMS He used various techniques, including having other people distract the employees. He'd then go in an...
CRYSTAL CANDY