Queer Eye is a makeover show, meant to help our straight brethren.
Kyan Douglas
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
DAVID COLLINS I refuse to cry, ... This is supposed to be a spoof of a makeover show.
JOHNNY HARDESTY When my wife is watching 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' she often wants more information on things...
GERRY KAUFHOLD 'Straight acting’ ... that’s so queer!
QUENTIN BRAUN I'm so unmaterialistic in every way. If you saw my apartment, it would explain a lot, I think. I...
ARIEL PINK People are used to the Queer Eye guys.
DANIEL LIPMAN They are saying, 'You can entertain on 'Will & Grace' and 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,' but when...
RON BUFORD Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to ...
TED ALLEN This is our version of 'Extreme Home Makeover,'
JANE HALL I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS We're just looking for a makeover of our current image.
DAMIAN BREAUX Extreme Makeover... they help people that are uncomfortable in their own skin. They really change li...
STEVEN HILL I'm all for guys being butch and guys being men. I identify with that and appreciate that. But i...
KYAN DOUGLAS I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... prob...
KYAN DOUGLAS Our sexual lives are maintained by the shadow side and the light side, so the more we can understand...
KYAN DOUGLAS We all have our paths in life we are supposed to follow to find who we are supposed to be, but it...
KYAN DOUGLAS It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
KYAN DOUGLAS Our Quakers love us. we're big with the Quakers. It's all about cleanliness.
KYAN DOUGLAS I enjoy my relationship with straight men. It's very nurturing. It's very validating to hang...
KYAN DOUGLAS The externals are important but I'm not interested in superficiality.
KYAN DOUGLAS No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't ge...
KYAN DOUGLAS When I was working at Trio, I was pitched 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' and I knew, whoev...
ANDY COHEN I think ultimately I make people happy: Whether I'm doing the stage show, giving somebody a make...
CARSON KRESSLEY Maybe that's what life is... a wink of the eye and winking stars.
JACK KEROUAC No, Queer Eye has a book coming out before mine, in the Spring of 2004, in which each of us has a se...
TED ALLEN I do think I'm lucky I met Michael. Not just Michael Douglas the actor and producer with two Osc...
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES The show I'm obsessed with watching is 'Say Yes to the Dress!' Because I love the whole ...
OLIVIA CULPO What we do is provide a suggestion. We say, 'We're queer. We're going to do this; we'...
BEN HOPKINS Too often, we think that, when we have a problem with our lives or our country, that the way to fix ...
MANDY PATINKIN When a man does a queer thing, or two queer things, there may be a meaning to it, but when everythin...
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE Clumsiness attempts to fix simplicity straight in the eye. It is not a mark of incompetence but of r...
JEAN-LUC GODARD The idea of the extreme makeover is disturbing.
JANICE DICKINSON Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help som...
ELLEN DEGENERES The street is really going to have a makeover, and businesses will benefit from that.
BETH BULLAMORE If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still quee...
ROBIN TYLER I am not here to entertain straight people.
SARAH SCHULMAN You know, the camera is not meant just to show misery.
GORDON PARKS when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
THERESA M WILSON Seeing eye to an eye is a must, especially when there lies a case, or an intent, to meet; even by in...
PRIYAVRAT THAREJA Extreme Makeover: White House Edition.
BOB GARFIELD 'Queer Eye' is not much different from a lot of reality programming -- the premise of the first date...
GARY R. EDGERTON All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer.
ROBERT OWEN To prejudge other men's notions before we have looked into them is not to show their darkness but to...
JOHN LOCKE I've not had a deliberate image makeover.
NICOLA STURGEON As a white queer person of a certain degree of economic privilege, I think that my ability to pass a...
BEN HOPKINS I looked Terry straight in the eye and he finally confessed,
MATT DAMON All the world old is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer
ROBERT OWEN All the world old is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer.
ROBERT OWEN Our daily prayer ought to be:
Please universe, help me
help myself
and help me sho...
KAMAND KOJOURI My designs are meant to attract the hand as well as the eye.
EVA ZEISEL When you're young and queer and closeted, you can end up in this place where you regard your str...
DAN SAVAGE The most radical thing about our lives is getting to be in a visibly filled-out queer crowd every ni...
BEN HOPKINS The game is meant to be fun.
JACK NICKLAUS This will be a show that challenges you. This is part of what art is meant to do.
MAXWELL L. ANDERSON It is a waste of money to help those who show no desire to help themselves.
TAYLOR CALDWELL I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
GARRISON KEILLOR I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
GARRISON KEILLOR People who think that queer life consists of sex without intimacy are usually seeing only a tiny par...
MICHAEL WARNER It's a different era. Our job now is to show leadership and vision and to help the next generati...
KAREN KAIN I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes; a guy who's...
ARCHIE BUNKER My brethren, when God first began to love you, He gave you all that He ever meant to give you in the...
THOMAS GOODWIN I want to be able, as days go by, always to look myself straight in the eye.
EDGAR GUEST I want to be able, as days go by, always to look myself straight in the eye
EDGAR GUEST Meant to be" allows for lazy. The idea of destiny alleviates anxiety; it comforts us. We stop believ...
STEPHANIE KLEIN Amazing how eye and skin color come in many shades yet many think sexuality is just gay or straight.
DASHANNE STOKES Knowledge without practice is like a glass eye, all for show, and nothing for use.
SWINNOCK The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show, ... Cops would come by — often just in time...
DICK CAVETT The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show, ... Cops would come by often just in time ...
DICK CAVETT I look at things as 'Everything is meant to be.'
LIL WAYNE Furniture is meant to be used and enjoyed.
NATALIE MORALES What we are is what we were always meant to be, and that's writers.
ELIZABETH GEORGE Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a fir...
CLIFTON FADIMAN Just because you love someone doesn't mean you're meant to be together.
MICHAELA D. Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
HELEN KELLER And I knew that it was possible he wasn't entirely right for me, but I also knew, in some way...
CATHERINE LACEY You have to fight for your health and stay on top of it. Our bodies are meant to be healthy.
LAILA ALI An eye for beauty locks onto faces that show signs of health and fertility - just as one would predi...
STEVEN PINKER I hope tonight meant a lot to him, to show him that we love him.
MIKE HOLT This is a great way for the Stanly County agencies to show people the hard work they do for our comm...
JENNIFER MOXLEY Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
HELEN KELLER This is a way to help us grow and show people what we're capable of from our location. We sometimes ...
KAMREN COLSON I’m A Queer Poet Too! She stressed queer not because she walked around identifying as a que...
MICHELLE TEA If we see a speck in a brother's eye, we must first see if there is a log in our own eye; perhaps th...
DAVID WATSON Mental health is a sickness just like diabetes, heart problems, eye problems, we all need help.
BETTIE JORDAN I love Bobby Douglas. When you think of wrestling, you think of Coach Douglas.
CAEL SANDERSON I was disappointed to hear [the Kansas City deal] wasn't consummated, but it does show we do have a ...
WALLY BUONO The Internet2 consortium is a unique and innovative test bed for us to explore technologies that wil...
JENNI ENGEBRETSEN After 'Shirdi Sai,' I wanted a total image makeover. I was looking to transform myself.
AKKINENI NAGARJUNA Who doesn't love a makeover? Even my husband watches 'What Not To Wear.'
MARY DORIA RUSSELL How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS Quotes help us understand , inspire , motivate ,clarify and show our approach to things around , thi...
TAKYOU ALLAH CHEIKH MALAYNINE When it started appearing on the news, on 20/20 , straight edge got its black eye.
DARRELL IRWIN To have a huge, friendly whale willingly approach your boat and look you straight in the eye is with...
MARK CARWARDINE The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.
MARILYN MONROE I didn't feel like I was meant to be a nurse or a secretary.
MAMIE VAN DOREN Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.
RAYMOND FLOYD Life is meant to be enjoyed, not just endured.
GORDON B. HINCKLEY I'm a strong believer in 'everything is meant to be for a reason.'
NICOLE SCHERZINGER This is your moment. You're meant to be here.
HERB BROOKS What's meant to be will always find a way.
TRISHA YEARWOOD
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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people...
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DOUGLAS ADAMS Don't Panic.
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"Well mine's better." —Ford
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DOUGLAS ADAMS A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense fr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
KIRK DOUGLAS The proverbial German phenomenon of the verb-at-the-end about which droll tales of absentminded prof...
DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the w...
NORMAN DOUGLAS Shall I give you my recipe for happiness? I find everything useful and nothing indispensable. I find...
NORMAN DOUGLAS A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and ...
NORMAN DOUGLAS Today's environment is beginning to threaten today's organizations, finding them seriously deficient...
DOUGLAS ENGELBART I'm impressed with the people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from w...
NORMAN DOUGLAS He talks about the Scylla of Atheism and the Charybdis of Christianity -- a state of mind which, by ...
NORMAN DOUGLAS It takes a wise man to handle a lie, a fool had better remain honest.
NORMAN DOUGLAS It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pock...
DOUGLAS HURD I've never felt better.
DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS Many a man who thinks to found a home discovers that he has merely opened a tavern for his friends.
NORMAN DOUGLAS It isn't by size that you win or fail -- be the best of whatever you are.
DOUGLAS MALLOCH When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of your life. You have ...
DOUGLAS LURTAN The mark of a well educated person is not necessarily in knowing all the answers, but in knowing whe...
DOUGLAS EVERETT