Put on your high-heeled sneakers. Wear your wig on your head.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.

I always wear high heels.

Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig.

There's a high head count on 'Homeland.'

It was my bad-wig movie,