Pulling away from your parents, that's the natural thing to do; that's how life progresses.

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

Oh my gosh, if I could be on '30 Rock', my life would be made. That is my favorite show. My absolute favorite show.

I like to play the weirdos. I like to play the people that are hard to like. You get to say and do things that you would never say and do in real life.

You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

You always end up saying and doing such horrible things to your family, 'cause you know they're never going anywhere, and at some point, they're going to forgive you.