Profanity is the common crutch of the conversational cripple.

Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...

Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.

This could really cripple it,

Nothing is greater, or more fearful sacrilege than to prostitute the great name of God to the petulancy of an idle tongue.

Profaneness is a brutal vice. He who indulges in it is no gentleman.