Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.

All sorts of bad things can happen to the beer. I wanted to eliminate that variable.

Married With Children: The Complete Fourth Season

My goal was never to win awards. Mine was let me get to a place where I don't have to work. I don't have to do anything I don't want to.