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[Pretending is indeed the Washington game. Pretend independence, for instance. Recall House Speaker Sam Rayburn's attributed standard greeting to new Democrat members of Congress, per:] Remember, to get along, go along. ... There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.


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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
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GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a...
GARY F EVANS... Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
F. MULDER I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in tea...
GEORGE CARLIN Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence.
DAVID BEN-GURION Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence
DAVID BEN-GURION We hope the new chief justice will work with members of Congress to agree upon a solution that prote...
DOUG KENDELL There is BEAUTY in every1, every-thing, every-place.All of life is either LOVE or a call for love. U...
ANGIE KARAN Degrees of ability vary, but the basic principle remains the same: the degree of a man's independenc...
AYN RAND Trouble is, we call politics a game, but it isn't one. There is no referee, and the teams make u...
MICHAEL IGNATIEFF Anxiety, and the physical symptoms it causes, is merely fog along the path of independence and disco...
CHARLES F. GLASSMAN War is no solution to peace.
BEN OAK Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
DEYTH BANGER My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t...
DEYTH BANGER In America a woman loses her independence for ever in the bonds of matrimony. While there is less co...
ALEXIS DE TOCQUEVILLE Statesmanship is harder than politics. Politics is the art of getting along with people, whereas sta...
FLETCHER KNEBEL There are no politics involved; no titles. We all work together and get along with problems or polit...
FRED BERG There aren't any details to discuss at this time. We're expecting that the team will go to the White...
DAVE LOCKETT Independence that has declared its ‘independence’ from the sure and certain compass of sound mor...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Today A woman is one who tries to bring a man down. A man is one who has to keep that woman in check...
APURVA GAGLANI It is so fascinating that when after a hard stressful day we calm our mind and release the stress fr...
GARY F EVANS... There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.
DANTE ALIGHIERI There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery
DANTE ALIGHIERI The United Nations is designed to make possible lasting freedom and independence for all its members...
HARRY S TRUMAN The United Nations is designed to make possible lasting freedom and independence for all its members
HARRY S TRUMAN There is a lot of new information in there, and members will no doubt want to follow up on it.
JEFF LUNGREN Nothing is more precious than independence and liberty.
HO CHI MINH Admittedly, there will be times when you must interact on a superficial level and adjust your behavi...
SUSAN C. YOUNG There is a story, there is a scene which you always miss and you never pay attention at it... (The R...
DEYTH BANGER I know of no country in which there is so little independence of mind and real freedom of discussion...
ALEXIS DE TOCQUEVILLE There's no alternative to Catalan independence.
CARLES PUIGDEMONT If you're looking for someone to go to Washington, to go along to get along, to get - to agree w...
TED CRUZ There is no thing known as bad luck. There is luck, or no luck at all.
JEFFREY FRY How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g...
C. JOYBELL C. We must remember that politics is more than a power game. The core of politics in my view is to serv...
KJELL MAGNE BONDEVIK I remember that during the period leading up to independence in Angola in 1975, I was the only corre...
RYSZARD KAPUSCINSKI I think you sort of shed skins as you go along in life. You get into your 40s, and you feel like, &#...
ANNETTE BENING Hakuna mimi katika umoja. Kuna sisi.
ENOCK MAREGESI When living is too sweet and swanky, it may be very hard to appreciate the simplest things in life. ...
ERIK PEVERNAGIE The question at the end of the day was, the courts having found there was no defense, a producer abo...
FLOYD ABRAMS You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there.
J.D. SALINGER The most immediate concern we have is that if Congress passes the House version, our client could ac...
ANN BEESON There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are...
RUSH LIMBAUGH Russia also declared its independence. This was approved by the Supreme Soviet, and you know and rem...
BORIS YELTSIN If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans p...
TEENA BOOTH There is a danger to judicial independence when people have no understanding of how the judiciary fi...
DAVID SOUTER A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size, take my word, is a dwarf in mo...
LAURENCE STERNE There is often as much independence in not being led as in not being driven
TRYON EDWARDS The easiest connections for Republicans to make in the fall are how much money Democratic House memb...
JOE SINSHEIMER Perhaps it is of more value to infuriate philosophers than to go along with them.
WALLACE STEVENS Members of Congress have more in common with the people they hobnob in Washington, D.C., than they d...
BEN SHAPIRO The problem we have had on the budget all along is a lack of adult supervision on the part of the Wh...
BRUCE BARTLETT Most anyplace one lives is essentially dangerous. There are floods in the Midwest, and tornadoes. Th...
JOHN GREGORY DUNNE It is, indeed, part of the liberal attitude to assume that, especially in the economic field, the se...
FRIEDRICH A. HAYEK I believe that Greenland will achieve independence during the time I am still active in politics.
ALEQA HAMMOND There is no stopping place in this life--nor is there ever one for any person, no matter how far alo...
MEISTER ECKHART Terrorism is a big danger to Pakistan's independence. We will fight this danger for the sake of ...
SHAUKAT AZIZ There is no greater sorrow than to recall, in misery, the time win we were happy.
DANTE ALIGHIERI There is no greater sorrow than to recall, in misery, the time when we were happy.
DANTE ALIGHIERI There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.
DANTE ALIGHIERI I've said all along, the authority over trustees is guidelines. I can assure them there will be no o...
WADE BURLESON I found that there is very little interest in Washington for true election reform. That neither the ...
DEFOREST SOARIES Energies are to be expressed precisely with the person you don’t get along with. The energies are ...
DADA BHAGWAN I welcome the engagement of all members of the Security Council....Independence is a realistic optio...
FATMIR SEJDIU Just a moment ago, I was thinking of postponing my dream for tomorrow, but I decided to take a look ...
PHILIP T. M. Washington, D.C. in 1942 was not the easiest place in the world for a Negro to get along.
GORDON PARKS At the bottom of education, at the bottom of politics, even at the bottom of religion, there must be...
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON In Congress, I am a strong supporter of the New Apollo Energy Act. This plan would help to establish...
ALLYSON SCHWARTZ If you go all in and all out for the cause of Christ, there will be setbacks along the way. But reme...
MARK BATTERSON The House will not accept an amnesty program and is unlikely to go along with a guest worker program...
WILL ADAMS Everyone agrees that it is good for members of Congress to get out in the world.
CHELLIE PINGREE There is a requirement to ensure the withdrawal takes place in a civilized manner. We will be able t...
MAHMOUD ABBAS Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD Our goal remains the same, to change the direction of our country and bring a higher standard of lea...
WESLEY CLARK I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors...
TERRY PRATCHETT There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no one independence quite so important, as living withi...
CALVIN COOLIDGE There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no one independence quite so important, as living withi...
CALVIN COOLIDGE There is no use of pretending in front of people who had repented pretending to be someone else.
TOBA BETA If there is one thing I fear less than everything else, it is, I believe, persecution for my opinion...
PIERRE TEILHARD DE CHARDIN To love is to act.
VICTOR HUGO I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS When our lips parted, he sighed. “I love those eyes, angel. When they look at me, I feel like anyt...
BIJOU HUNTER She is always pretending she loves me, but look at her now. Am I in her thoughts? Is there a tender ...
SHERWOOD ANDERSON There is more selfishness and less principle among members of Congress than I had any conception of,...
JAMES K. POLK If there is no love, how can there be passion or reason?
DEBASISH MRIDHA Men are always pushed into group situations ... like group sports with a leader. In the kitchen the ...
CLAUDIA FLEMING The independence of the United States is not only more precious to ourselves but to the world than a...
HENRY CABOT LODGE When Al Gore picked Joe Lieberman, it was a clear declaration of independence from President Clinton...
JEFF GREENFIELD Don't let any one show you the ropes to the world because usually it will be in the shape of a noose...
ANDONI GARCIA There are still a lot of places around the globe where eight million people get along a lot better t...
ANDREW KARMEN There is no use of pretending in front of people
who had repented pretending to be someone els...
TOBA BETA The best way to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen is to go about repeating the very p...
CHARLES AUSTIN BEARD The best dowry, a man can get in his marriage is a brand new house along with his wife and a man des...
APURVA GAGLANI I play a curator, the most American part you can think of. My work is to protect the Declaration of ...
DIANE KRUGER Mr. Speaker, high natural gas prices and the summer spike in gasoline prices serve as a stark remind...
JUDY BIGGERT I was eight when independence happened. I remember my mum and dad getting dressed up to go to the in...
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