Preferring the nausea of the path to its fated and certain ending.

They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.

It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?

That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes.

The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair.

I believe in peace and love, but i'm also very cynical. Cynical as the white stuff on the corner of old peoples mouths.... you still have no idea, the effect my cynicism can have.