Prairie Home Companion.

You've got a right to try to live the life you choose.

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

The family had lost their home, everything in the flooding in southern New Orleans where they (once) lived.

We had just about everything people who had lost their home and personal possessions would need. And it all came from the people in Payson; they are the real heroes in all this, not us.

I take my laptop with me on the road. When I come home, I log onto AOL, go to the Web site, and answer questions.