Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.

[Then there's] Hustler ... smut peddler who cares.

Passion does not translate easily into good income.

If you're not going to offend somebody you don't need the First Amendment.

You know, everybody believes in free speech until you start questioning them about it.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.